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If you're asking if this is a parody page or is this account "for real, yo?" then...I don't know where I was going with this. x.com/search?q=from%… Joined September 2012-
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Getting called out by Rand Paul is a helluva thing. He’s totally correct.
This was designed in a lab to be believed by Bill Maher
This was designed in a lab to be believed by Bill Maher
So according to Mike Johnson, President Trump was actually an FBI informant in charge of the Epstein hoax. As an FBI informant, he immediately banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago so he would have no contact with Epstein. This makes total sense.
We know Trump wasn’t an FBI informant because he would have told the world he was the very best informant ever by now.
Everything is terrible but on top of that everything is also so corny??? How did we get here???
Everything is terrible but on top of that everything is also so corny??? How did we get here???
He was only at the Child Rape parties so he could stop it. No you aren't allowed to see the files about this hero
He was only at the Child Rape parties so he could stop it. No you aren't allowed to see the files about this hero
"I didn't vote for this." - people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate
These are the people who made fun of women's bodily fluid. They have all been fired.
swifties 2 years ago: what is a field goal swifties now:
swifties 2 years ago: what is a field goal swifties now:
Them: Cloud is better than on-prem because you aren't constrained by your small iron hosts Also them: We don't have enough capacity to provision your massive 2 vCPU/8GB RAM VM...
Tragic that this man lived 1500 years before the invention of the Harley-Davidson
Tragic that this man lived 1500 years before the invention of the Harley-Davidson
REPORTER: It requires an act of Congress to rename the Defense Department TRUMP: We’re just gonna do it. I’m sure Congress will go along
ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN TRUMP! WITH HIS GLORIOUS 10% PURCHASE OF INTEL, THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF AMERICA ENTERS A BOLD NEW ERA OF GOVERNMENT-RUN BUSINESS.
That NFT era was a filler arc for the ai storyline
think of how much he could have enjoyed today’s filters if he did chemotherapy instead of putting juice in his bunghole.
think of how much he could have enjoyed today’s filters if he did chemotherapy instead of putting juice in his bunghole.
Trump's trying to copy Newsom's style to get attention. Just reeks of desperation.
Trump's trying to copy Newsom's style to get attention. Just reeks of desperation.
American Companies and American Consumers Pay the Cost of American Tariffs. Time to Get Back to Less Taxes, Less Tariffs and Free Trade with Free Nations🇺🇸
American Companies and American Consumers Pay the Cost of American Tariffs. Time to Get Back to Less Taxes, Less Tariffs and Free Trade with Free Nations🇺🇸
WHAT IS WRONG WITH CRACKER BARREL?? KEEP YOUR BEAUTIFUL LOGO!!! THE NEW ONE LOOKS LIKE CHEAP VELVEETA “CHEESE” FROM WALMART, THE PLACE FOR “GROCERIES” (AN OLD FASHIONED TERM)!!! "FIX IT” ASAP! WOKE IS DEAD!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN
that guy said “oh look, it’s Couch Fucker” like they were put on this earth to say it
that guy said “oh look, it’s Couch Fucker” like they were put on this earth to say it
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24K Followers 4K Following 𝕌𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔻𝕠𝕡𝕖 ℝ𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕦𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝔼𝕘𝕘 𝕄𝕔𝕄𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕟 𝔼𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕤t
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