CrustfundBabies @SaveItForFest

just here for the jokes x.com/search?q=from:… FL Joined February 2009

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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

4 weeks ago

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time hey this is a pretty good scam can i get in on this

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I have two sick squirrels. The first one has some kind of mange (I forgot the name) that's finally his second dose of medicine. The right one had some kind of head injury that was so severe his eyes were nearly swollen shut. You can still see the scar, but they're getting better

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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

7 months ago

here's what I would look like if I was wearing a suit made out of bees

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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

8 months ago

Everyone has owned a tennis racket at some point but has no idea where it came from

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Tony P. @Tbone7219

9 months ago

Tis the season to hate all the assholes who leave their pets outside in the freezing cold

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Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen

9 months ago

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Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202

9 months ago

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

9 months ago

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

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Doth @DothTheDoth

9 months ago

In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness.

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CrustfundBabies @SaveItForFest

9 months ago

I hate being right about American elections - an off-the-cuff joint. …ofeast-eatingdisordersandrecovery.com/2024/11/09/i-h… via @pahl_brighteyes

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Neal Stephenson @nealstephenson

a year ago

Polostan, my new novel, is coming out October 15. It’s the first book in a new series I’m calling Bomb Light. More info to come as we get closer, but for now: harpercollins.com/products/polos… @WmMorrowBooks

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CrustfundBabies @SaveItForFest

a year ago

I’m always polite and thank Siri and automated texts so I’ll be spared when the robot/AI uprising occurs.

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CrustfundBabies @SaveItForFest

a year ago

The stages of healing: 1) Becoming suddenly aware of the issue 2) Endlessly analyzing as you process emotions 3) Waking up one day to realize you don’t actually give a shit

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CrustfundBabies @SaveItForFest

a year ago

The cringiest is seeing an actor who was obviously directed to “dance!”, “rock out!”, or “have fun!” in a scene.

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CrustfundBabies @SaveItForFest

a year ago

I’m starting to think those elaborate fireworks that paint the American flag or Abraham Lincoln’s head in the sky are a myth.

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CrustfundBabies @SaveItForFest

a year ago

There’s no harsher review than your cat scratching the carpet like he’s in the litter box right beside the bowl of a new flavor catfood you’re trying to get him to eat.