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Life is just a race to see how many cheese singles you can eat before you die.
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This sex tape was filmed before a live studio audience.
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Devour me as the night devours the day.
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General Lee speaking, I liked the Dukes of Hazard.
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My husband told me to stop taking things so seriously, so I stopped cleaning the house so seriously and making dinner so seriously and paying bills so seriously. He was right, this is great.
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"Make friends by telling idiots they're really smart", is my advice to the really smart people reading this.
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I’m having grilled cheese & tomato soup for dinner and I’m so excited
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Tried to organize my house over the long weekend and somehow just made it messier instead
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I’d climb you like a jungle gym in 1985, fearless, scraped knees and all
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I made a fantastic dinner. I’m willing to share in exchange for a hug.
I wonder what the most farted on chair in the world is.
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Ignore any of my existential dread from earlier - I was fasting
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Men can be so fucking awesome.
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Unpopular opinion: space is 85% soup.
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Blocking me ain't gonna fix your busted head.
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There is an entire universe between love and lust, that’s where I like to swim
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not spooky, not scary, but a secret third, much weirder thing
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
32K Followers 11K Following Gen X Superhero. Simple man. Food fan. Probably working on @BackEastCo
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Benny 'Mostly Polish'... @citizenkawala
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
The B. @anerdonfire2
40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Matty @bestestname
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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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26K Followers 4K Following give your smile and let that be enough https://t.co/IdtiajTUxF
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18K Followers 15K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
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☕️Saint Vivica, P... @QueenVofCoffee
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Forward March @RunOldMan
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Juan Konocti @lmaogringos
4K Followers 7K Following Jesus Christ is my savior! Happily married. NO DMs. Voted for Trump 3 times. Born in America. No, my body is not used for experiments! Natural blood.
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16 Followers 239 Following Am looking for a serious relationship
Clara Lewis @anitajames23101
190 Followers 5K Following looking for a real and serious relationship that could lead to a lifetime together
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FastRonnie @FastRonnie1977
145 Followers 1K Following I ran an illegitimate jitney service when I was 17. Until my mother found out about it and shut me down.
Seth @SoberSeth1
298 Followers 565 Following Just a dude whose helping fight the drug epidemic through becoming a CPRSS to help others get #sober. I also keep track of overdoses in USA nightly. #sethstats
Chris Evans @ChrisEv6318716
76 Followers 1K Following
peter @MarkFinnig44327
76 Followers 2K Following
Falhon Brown @FalhonB52036
455 Followers 6K Following My name is Falhon Brown from the Publishers Clearing House office located at Jericho, New York …Nice to meet you !
Amy @HenriqueECP
557 Followers 4K Following It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation
ELITE KNOWLEDGE @mickygizelle
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BeautifulRed♎️ @Pj3rd_baby
50 Followers 666 Following Very CHILLED, COOL ASF, Dnt do Drama, Mother of 4, Stay to myself, Vibes & Energy is very Important to me!! Very Observant w/ Ppl & my surroundings! HUSTLER
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2 Followers 102 Following
Srueege @Srueege652280
19 Followers 682 Following
𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐚�... @boifromstars
129 Followers 374 Following
Martha Annie @MistressAnnieM
283 Followers 1K Following I don’t think any of you are worth my time. TRIBUTE $25 UNBLOCK $100 💸 find me on cashapp $MarthaAnnie
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62 Followers 334 Following [email protected] let chat want to meet with my fans all over the world
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138 Followers 3K Following I Won A Lottery Of $758.700million And I Am Giving $10,000 OUT FOR THE ECONOMIC TO MY FIRST 300 https://t.co/vIQheQfz8r WITH MAVIS I FOLLOWED
Sadie Parker @parker_sad5058
82 Followers 276 Following To be prepared against surprise is to be trained. To be prepared for surprise is to be educated.
Anna @mahasammour22
13 Followers 157 Following People are always most suspicious when they have something, and only learn to cherish it after losing it
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Dawda @Dawda95512445
229 Followers 4K Following
bananafishbones @NekkidAndAfraid
78 Followers 72 Following Being born here in America doesn't make you an American - X (Malcolm)
Aurora Brown @BrownAuror37118
3 Followers 61 Following
Shine Babh @BabhShine
14 Followers 111 Following
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70 Followers 2K Following chat whit me and more in the link below 💜💌 only https://t.co/zcuL7pRqDO
Carrie Underwood @UnderwoodC22786
199 Followers 3K Following Mike's wife, Isaiah’s & Jacob’s mom. Also, mom to fur babies Penny Jean, Zero, & Charlie. Blessed & grateful! The official Twitter account for Carrie Underwood
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77 Followers 997 Following
Nolleen @carnagefashion
3K Followers 3K Following All about learning, growth, and self-improvement. Sharing my knowledge about what I've learnt on this journey.
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Mr Coach @Mrcoachjvpro
432 Followers 5K Following Day Job: I help People become financially free. I show people how I do it. Need help send a DM
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37 Followers 454 Following Electronic music duo LDN 📍 Booking: [email protected]
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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
32K Followers 11K Following Gen X Superhero. Simple man. Food fan. Probably working on @BackEastCo
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Benny 'Mostly Polish'... @citizenkawala
22K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
The B. @anerdonfire2
40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Matty @bestestname
15K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
24K Followers 9K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
20K Followers 4K Following BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
Maddy 🌨️ @MadHatterMommy
26K Followers 4K Following give your smile and let that be enough https://t.co/IdtiajTUxF
Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
53K Followers 3K Following 🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔
CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1
14K Followers 7K Following LMFT-LADAC Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer https://t.co/Y7o1NsmtJh Bad words ftw. 🏳️🌈
Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 15K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
16K Followers 2K Following Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
☕️Saint Vivica, P... @QueenVofCoffee
19K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
Forward March @RunOldMan
37K Followers 15K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…
simplicity🥀 @gentlewords1202
17K Followers 705 Following dreams that stay ~ avid reader 📚. No DMs. I don't pay for this app, nor would I. The checkmark is a gift I can't get rid of.
J @J441379
141 Followers 151 Following NSFW ✨MDNI🚫 mid 30 something✨DM’s open😊♥️Rude=🛑 STRAIGHT ✨ Sharing fantasies & thoughts on life. Sensual. Deep thinker, dreamer. Doer. Passionate.
Tori J. @torijacobs
3K Followers 2K Following I do too much because you do too little. Yankees. Gamecocks. Bills. USC 14…Opinions are my own.
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womanamor @womanamor
2K Followers 2K Following There's something very freeing about being anonymous because nothing is expected of you. #writingcommunity #poetrycommunity #latenightthoughts ✌🏼❤🙏🏼
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88 Followers 244 Following
Kelsy VW 🧀 @sh1ne0n
237 Followers 468 Following ♈ Mama to LVG 💙 mental health clinician 🧠 🍃⃝⃤ I have no idea what I'm doing
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11K Followers 417 Following I’m beautiful but my heart ......much better and beautiful than me
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Margo ✨ @MargoPearl2
6K Followers 4K Following 🫧 I like rainbows, being in nature, art, & magic internet money 🤍
Penny @xSubScriptx
4K Followers 1K Following 40 🍒 pansexual 🍒 submissive, not your submissive 🍒 sober 🍒 smart stubborn and stronger than I look 🍒 sourdough maven 🍒 data nerd 🚫 DO NOT repost my pics
Viviana Galaviz @GalavizMonster
1K Followers 3K Following •🥀Hopeless romantic🥀 • I post poems about love and heartbreak..💔 Actually a little bit of everything..😭🛼
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12K Followers 5K Following Little ray of sunshine 🌞 MSc, BSc, MBA, CILEX ExJW. Let it be known: I did not fall from grace. I leapt to freedom - Ansel Elkins
love drops @lovedropx
253K Followers 135 Following A collection of words from books I've read, along with my ramblings | Movies | Linguistics & Literature |
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46 Followers 64 Following Flirty, fun, intelligent, seriously funny, golfer. Love dancing and listening to live bands. Sometimes dogs are better than people. 🙂 Fiscal Conservative.
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164 Followers 261 Following Yes, it’s me. Exhausted lawyer. I came back for Round 2. #BillsMafia ❤️💙❤️💙Me, mi, me, mi, me: https://t.co/Bp4GJUg0Lz
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11K Followers 3K Following Enchanted, grounded, & just a little untamed- raw, unholy, & deliciously explicit. Poetry, quotes & jokes. Cash app: $BrittyBitchy
Lillian @mslillymack
227 Followers 174 Following I once inspired someone to write: “Those brown eyes are like barbed hooks to my heart.” ❤️
Dayna🖤 @Wildfl0werr1
153 Followers 117 Following Just winging my time on earth. The outdoors & music is life. Animals are cool. Marilyn Manson fan since I was 13. Fuck Cancer! 📷: mine
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6K Followers 900 Following Web developer. Neuroinsurgent. Lulz Enjoyer. Shitposting since AIM away messages. Frequent deleter of tweets. 🧢 @Rockrockenhaus is my king. #oxfordstrong
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7K Followers 6K Following AVI is me.Not a real panda. Sarcastic AF and witty. WAP(Wise Ass Panda). Male 🐼. Cake aficionado. sweet/bratty AF. “ I like ur butt”. I like saying stupid shit
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2K Followers 4K Following I make shitty art! 💀🖤 I'm just here to make morbid jokes and hug my parents... and I'm all out of parents. Going to BlueSky @ StarlesBarkley
youfoundhome @theshapeofstars
4K Followers 2K Following done with the games, sick of the blame, ready to just go home, because here I don't belong
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The Storyteller @Odyne_LaFee
148K Followers 11K Following 18+ Rebellious gypsy seeks fair & just society built upon shared moral values and the pursuit of noble means. Loads of cool stuff on me website https://t.co/Qez5JwHIx7
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7K Followers 651 Following Music & laugher devotee. Horror/thriller enthusiast. Mac & cheese aficionada. Anti-tomato. Be a good person. Take your vitamins. Drink your water.
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390 Followers 733 Following Poet, artist, dreamer, I’m just really tired. Here to dissociate like everyone else. Art prints available at the link below! 👇Trends for United States
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