moderately amusing gay wolf @ModeratelyMused
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Pharmacist: How can I help you? Me: I’ll take one of everything, please!
Having relations with a stranger in the afternoon as an act of rebellion against the North Korean dictatorship
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If you want a romantic relationship to work, you have to give the other person some sufficient percentage of what he or she wants. And your girl or guy might not want the same things you want. So you have to figure out what they want and give it to them. Simple, but hard
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Crazy the lengths people will go to to drag others they dont agree with,with zero context given.Kimmel did a bit 20 yrs ago that folks have been bringing up,tryna show he's some horrible person,that involved an impersonation of Karl Malone and beanie babies.With proper context...
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Spent the whole day with my cat and found out two catastic things 1. My cat has a bunch of adorable school children as a fan club 2. SHE HATES THE MANGO MAN
I’m a hopeless romantic, you’re just hopeless
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if ur ever having a bad day just remember that it's literally your fault
Invoking the Freedom of Information Act to looks through my crush’s chat gpt conversation history
Having a cat is insane because I can literally touch her and she just lets me
Having a cat is insane because I can literally touch her and she just lets me https://t.co/2wyKuhFSJb
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men desperately need purpose
You can trust people to be themselves based on their incentives and what they’ve rationalized.
The neighbor I can’t stand (he has low T) told me ‘he saw a man’s shadow in my bedroom’. Taking a sharpie to my window with this message: “why the fuck are you reading this”
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@ModeratelyMused me & wolf are throwing a sober party who’s in
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