jokey lil jokester making my lil jokey jokes @EdgarPoop1
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Haggis- the meal you have to stomach twice
me when I take a hike with my hipster friends who think they are one with nature because they have Patagonia tech pants and tee-shirt
GF: you can never find the clit 😭 BF: thought that mf was in the bio???
If we reach our hands into the popcorn at the same time that’s a body
Her eyes were Gatorade blue.
Not enough people talk about King Tut’s swag. He had jewels on everything 👑
why do whatever you want when you want to, when you can get married instead?
I’m sick of the govt putting lead and fluoride in the water… gimme drugs!
Me on Easter Island: "So these heads are made out of chocolate or....."
I am a morning person until the dog starts barking at 5:34 am or my alarm goes off at 6:15 am or someone attempts to make small talk before 9 am or I have a meeting before 11 am
*living with a ghost* Today, 329 didn’t like that I was watching The Golden Girls, so she threw an ashtray against the wall.
By age nine a thousand people should want to kill you
I would sell my soul to the devil to never have to be awake at 6am again
I pronounce Arugula like a cartoon exclamation to make it more fun because salads need every little bit of help they can get
Dipping grilled cheese in tomato soup like some sort of Turkish emperor.
I should have gotten candy at the store- A Memoir
I like to think I’m chaotic adorable.
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
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173 Followers 297 FollowingMy backpack candy fucking melted all over my backpack batteries
Post a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white
@EdgarPoop1 Sub to club club, the club that likes subs and clubs
me when I take a hike with my hipster friends who think they are one with nature because they have Patagonia tech pants and tee-shirt
sandwichheads need an organization to share this type of anthropological research
Bricco Coal Fire Pizza on Route 70 cheesesteaks with caramelized onions …..10/10!!!! Fucking. Good. Bread is even legit to 👌🏼
GF: you can never find the clit 😭 BF: thought that mf was in the bio???
is there a term for when someone fetishizes you but it’s bc they think you’re a different ethnicity
If we reach our hands into the popcorn at the same time that’s a body
my dream job is none but my nightmare job is pretty much any
Naeem chill bro you’re doing entirely too much! They’ll kill you bro!
Dua lipa for Beauty Papers Magazine, 2024
Not enough people talk about King Tut’s swag. He had jewels on everything 👑
Name a tv show that also describes most “single” people on Twitter. I’ll go first. Married…with Children
why do whatever you want when you want to, when you can get married instead?
At the age where I have to be efficient about picking up things. I’m not bending over for a single dropped item