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LMFT-LADAC Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer https://t.co/Y7o1NsmtJh Bad words ftw. 🏳️🌈 Twitter.com/search/from:cy… Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2019-
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If a mannequin moves, it's possessed, not alive.
I admire Billy Idol for his song Eyes Without a Face, because I too love googly eyes and have spent my career trying to find a medium to express it.
Not to be a dick about it but I kinda brought the whole bear thing up a few years back....
Not to be a dick about it but I kinda brought the whole bear thing up a few years back....
If you're an elder millennial or late Gen X... Is it just me, or did we watch the Disney movie "Fantasia" a lot?
how are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby
Do you think coffins sound like big maracas during an earthquake?
that one guy who's read just enough psychology articles to be annoying, but not enough to realize he's his own worst enemy
In 2022, I decided to give up alcohol. I started with two months, and it’s turned into two years. Here are 7 unexpected benefits I got from quitting alcohol👇
My sisters a doctor and she’s always on call. She’s an oncologist.
I bet when Billy Joel sings "Just the Way You Are" in his head he can think of a few things he wouldn't mind changing
Today I was at Trader Joe's and Piano Man was playing and the checkout guy said "this is the worst song in the history of music" which was refreshing because I don't think the checkout people at TJs are allowed to say things like that. I appreciated his secret rebellion.
Billy Joel: Me: So Davy, is he still in the Navy?
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I love how Shaq signs on to sell literally any product. He’s like Krusty the Clown
Revenge is insane because it's like handing over all your energy to something you hate with your whole being and believing that just *this one time* something positive and fulfilling will come of it.
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@suecorvette @CynicalTherapi1 yes, still disturbing
@CynicalTherapi1 An additional attack that is
@CynicalTherapi1 I wonder if revenge was originally intended to describe an unjustified attack after a wrong being avenged on behalf of a victim. I'm too lazy and untrusting to Google atm
I am currently working on the recurrent UTI management algorithm for @midihealth & it is legitimately thrilling to make care pathways that are centered on the unique physiology of peri & menopausal women. We will put prevention with vaginal hormones front & center.
starting my first day as a twitter programmer. no experience but it can’t be that hard. wish me luck!
@CynicalTherapi1 Pay that. Faced my fear after being mauled myself. Happy to acknowledge it's a rare event; more common among people who are familiar with you. The rest are scared you will hurt them and if you're out there, you probably know how to. Don't stop your life because idiots want power
@CynicalTherapi1 Revenge is best served up cold-meaning A. Serve it up after whoever needs a dirty deed has forgotten & you remind while kicking ass. B. Make sure it's a cold day so it hurts more. C. In cases when they have already died, Heaven can wait while you kick their spirit.
@CynicalTherapi1 Could be a sort of desperate attempt to either obtain a rightful equilibrium (no, it doesn't really work) or kill those feelings you have by doing something atrocious.
@CynicalTherapi1 bahahaha yeah Revenge is deep
@CynicalTherapi1 yes but do it anyway
@CynicalTherapi1 I'm sure my ex would like revenge on me as I doubt she has suddenly become responsible for her actions, also the whole sending her to prison thing 🤣Revenge, anger, that means we are giving someone else power over our own emotions.
@CynicalTherapi1 Hatred is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
@CynicalTherapi1 But you were so far ahead of the curve, it’s not really petty so much as prophetic.
@CynicalTherapi1 Yeah. I reserve my limited brain space for the best moments with the best people
@CynicalTherapi1 Oh shit, look out now. 😎