Claire @cmebaldwin

Writer. Business owner. Dog mum. Expert nap-taker. High-functioning disaster. She/her. Nottingham, England Joined August 2016

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Claire @cmebaldwin

a year ago

After my partner already complained about two different @AmazonUK delivery drivers smoking on our property while delivering parcels, a third, different, delivery driver has just done the same. All in less than a week. You need to sort out your distribution partners.

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taylor @GeorgeTaylorG

2 years ago

This looks like a sign Wile E. Coyote would use to trap gay people

David Mack @davidmackau

2 years ago

This looks like a sign Wile E. Coyote would use to trap gay people

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Rhi @OutFoxgloved

2 years ago

I apologised to my husband for not finishing the task I had planned for today. He said, “Yes, but how many side quests did you get done along the way?” I feel seen - my whole life is main quests being disrupted by side quests. #Neurodivergent

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The Thanatos Archive 💀⚰️ @ThanatosArchive

2 years ago

Antique cabaret lantern 🦇

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out of context dogs @contextdogs

2 years ago

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

2 years ago

u must release your fear of being annoying or cringe or “too much” in order to truly live a joyful and satisfying life. being a little annoying is actually really fun and many of you need to try it

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Rua M. Williams @FractalEcho

2 years ago

This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

2 years ago

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fredesque @FredTaming

2 years ago

jesus christ he's huge

Daily Loud @DailyLoud

2 years ago

jesus christ he's huge

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Julie is A REAL BIRD @jmatwood

2 years ago

I need someone to push and pull at me until my spine and bones are 100% correct and make a mold of my whole body in that position. Then when I'm fucked up, I can lay down in the mold of me and use heat and vibration to jiggle me back into alignment.