Mike Hayes @cobrapython

I do all sorts of stuff for all sorts of people. I drink Jäger, listen to metal, party all night and part of everyday. toronto Joined April 2011

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

a year ago

Can you win if you’re from Ontario Canada? If so that would be cool. @theKevshow @petermillar @ForePlayPod @RiggsBarstool

Fore Play @ForePlayPod

a year ago

Can you win if you’re from Ontario Canada? If so that would be cool. @theKevshow @petermillar @ForePlayPod @RiggsBarstool

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

2 years ago

Your transition is moving along smooth ehh @Shanemgillis @mattwritesbooks

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McKeever @JohnnyMcKeever

2 years ago

Shoutout to all the people arguing over the first women’s basketball game they’ve ever watched

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

2 years ago

Huh, maybe next time us citizens can get a heads up before we drop $55 million to host the head of an international child molesting organization.

CP24 @CP24

2 years ago

Huh, maybe next time us citizens can get a heads up before we drop $55 million to host the head of an international child molesting organization.

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

3 years ago

Electric. I have no idea why the pay scale is so different between the NBA and the WNBA.

Blain Crain @Blain_Crain

3 years ago

Electric. I have no idea why the pay scale is so different between the NBA and the WNBA.

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

3 years ago

Crazy new set up @barstoolWSD has cooking. @BarstoolChief @EddieBarstool

Ben Avery @benaveryisgood

3 years ago

Crazy new set up @barstoolWSD has cooking. @BarstoolChief @EddieBarstool

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

3 years ago

So fatass, can’t play, basically useless Zion is being considered for a max NBA contract? I can’t play basketball to save my life but I may have been able to score more in the NBA then he did.

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

4 years ago

Novak Djokovic and his entire family and following are entitled pieces of human shit. Fact.

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

4 years ago

It’s amazing how in only 18 months the term “Your a sheep” has replaced “I have no statistical, scientific or logical information to support my point”

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Mike Hayes @cobrapython

7 years ago

You think when someone says “marginally better” they’re not just using fancy words but secretly work for the margarine industry and are back end trying to crush the Amish butter cartel?

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Anyone else wanna see an non conflicting super hero movie? Like superman just at BBQ knowing no human asshole has a chance against his laser beam eyes or the fact he’s faster then humans greatest weapon the bullet?