Morgan Kroitzsh @cocoadele1

Joined November 2012

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Morgan Kroitzsh @cocoadele1

6 years ago

I don’t know if Disney+ was released during this time to destroy all college kids’ GPA’s this semester, but it’s definitely gonna happen. #DisneyPlus

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sammy @ColIegeStudent

6 years ago

Me to my last 3 brain cells trying to make it through the semester

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Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds

7 years ago

These assholes told me it was a sweater party. @RealHughJackman #JakeGyllenhaal

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Morgan Kroitzsh @cocoadele1

7 years ago

I’ve always been told to go with my gut when making a decision, but after nearly twenty years on this earth I’ve come to realize-my gut doesn’t know shit.

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Studying for college exams is like this: you grab a bunch of darts, whatever fits in your hand, and just chuck it at a dartboard. You pray to god that a) some of it will stick and b) some of what sticks will actually be on the exam.

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Morgan Kroitzsh @cocoadele1

7 years ago

I miss being seven years old and having only one thing to worry about: convincing my parents to give up the tv to watch Spongebob’s best day ever. Simpler times.

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Morgan Kroitzsh @cocoadele1

7 years ago

I didn’t realize I needed a movie involving @VancityReynolds voicing Pikachu in my life until today

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Morgan Kroitzsh @cocoadele1

7 years ago

I’ve been telling myself all semester that there’s plenty of time to get my grades up and now I have like four weeks left and I really wanna slap past me in the face.