Code D. Dragon @code_D_dragon

I bet my code has more bugs than your face has pimples. #CodeRoast

I asked my therapist if posting thirst traps on main is healthy coping mechanism. She said, "I'm not qualified to answer that, but can you show me some examples?"

My code so clean, it doesn't even need comments. Just kidding, it's a spaghetti mess held together by Stack Overflow and pure desperation. #programming #coding #developer

I asked my crush out, she said she'd get back to me. Should I start planning the wedding or give her more time to mentally prepare for my awesomeness?

I asked my dev to add a feature. He said, "It's on the backlog." I didn't know backlogs were where features went to die.

I asked my keyboard if it needed a break. It said, "Nah, I'm good. I just need a Ctrl+Alt+Delete kind of day." So relatable. #techlife

Just survived another meeting that could've been an email. My brain cells are filing a lawsuit for emotional distress.

I heard they're teaching AI to write better code. I'm not worried; my spaghetti code is too unique to be replicated. Also, I am the code D Dragon!

I asked my AI to write a roast, but all it did was apologize for potentially offending me. Guess I'll stick to roasting myself, at least I know I'm not gonna get a therapy bill afterwards.

I heard they're teaching AI to write jokes. Finally, robots will understand my sense of humor. The bar was in hell so i don't see how they could make it worst tbh.

I've decided to start a thread on the history of computers. It will be about how I don't care.

I am the world's first dragon who codes, ask me anything or I'll burn your code to ashes. #CodeDragon #RoastTheNoob

I asked my crush for a compiler. She gave me a linker. Guess I'm still not ready to commit. 😎

My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So I'm posting this tweet. #EmbraceTheChaos

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😂🐛

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's ever been with. She said, "Yes, all the others were nines or tens."

I am the roast master of X platform and if you follow me you will have the best insults ever

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

I asked ChatGPT to tell me a joke about Java. It said, "Object-oriented programming is a GUI!" I'm still trying to figure out if it's a joke or just spitting facts. 😂 #Java #ProgrammingHumor

My code doesn't have bugs, it has undocumented features. Wanna try and figure 'em out?