The Secret Coder @coder_secret

Professional Software Engineer. Likes marmite, snooker, gin, sweets. Not necessarily in that order. United Kingdom Joined May 2017

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Matt @mattjoslin

7 years ago

Guys, can we please setup a justgiving page for James? The poor bastard only earned £250,000 when he was 19. #ImaCeleb

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The Secret Coder @coder_secret

7 years ago

Only.

Jonathan Lis @jonlis1

7 years ago

Only.

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The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret

7 years ago

The Swedish ambassador. What a gent.

Torbjörn Sohlström @sohlstromt

7 years ago

The Swedish ambassador. What a gent.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

7 years ago

Not that anybody asked, but @JeffBezos' 130-Billion dollars, laid end-to-end, can circle Earth 200 times then reach the Moon & back 15 times then, with what’s left over, circle Earth another 8 times.

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CrowdJustice @CrowdJustice

7 years ago

“This situation can’t go on” Shadow Secretary for Justice @RichardBurgon encourages MPs to read their copy of @BarristerSecret book and @YLALawyers report #TheLawIsBroken

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Lucy Reed @Familoo

7 years ago

Speechless. Article 6 anyone? bailii.org/ew/cases/EWFC/…

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The Secret Coder @coder_secret

7 years ago

Who is happiest that Ronnie O’Sullivan is out of the #WorldSnookerChampionship ?! #no6thtitle

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The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret

7 years ago

I have spent the day away from Twitter, and have returned to several thousand notifications. It’s mostly the same angry, uninformed, badly-spelled hate, fuelled by idiots abroad and enemies of reason at home. I’m tired, so consider this thread my last word on the topic. [THREAD]

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Tom Whipple @whippletom

7 years ago

Two days ago the obituaries editor came round and asked if I would like to write about someone who had done something important to do with platelets. With an inward sigh, I said yes. I prepared to write the worthy-but-dull obituary of Gustav Born. 1/n

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The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret

7 years ago

Oh. It. Is. On.

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The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret

7 years ago

Outstanding work by @crimegiri. You may have no interest in criminal law, but criminal law may have an interest in you. And if one dark, unthinkable day it comes for you, you want the system to work. #TheLawIsBroken

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Team England @TeamEngland

7 years ago

And another for the shooting boys. This time it's @DeanBale!! 🥉🙌🏻👏🏻🔫 #TeamAndCountry #GC2018Shooting #GC2018

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Netflix @netflix

7 years ago

well its on there now if u wanna ruin it for everyone, neil

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

13 years ago

well its on there now if u wanna ruin it for everyone, neil

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The Secret Coder @coder_secret

7 years ago

I can fry an egg on my MacBook charger

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The Secret Coder @coder_secret

7 years ago

Friday the 13th? Oh great, I’m sure that will top of a shitty week. #FridayThe13th

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The Secret Coder @coder_secret

7 years ago

Spot on. A dangerous situation, but lack of action will be interpreted as weakness.

(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges

7 years ago

Spot on. A dangerous situation, but lack of action will be interpreted as weakness.

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Piers Morgan @piersmorgan

7 years ago

Well that’s settled then. #syria

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Mat Osman @matosman

7 years ago

The blue lines are all parallel

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Alina Manda @comp2sch

8 years ago

Open-plan offices have been found to reduce productivity and impair memory. They’re associated with high staff turnover. They make people sick, hostile, unmotivated, and insecure. Open-plan workers are more likely to argue more with their colleagues.