Can't wait for my Tesla to start up, and repossess itself and drive itself to the guy who just bought it on Ebay five minutes after I forgot to pay my monthly payment.
Someone at work ate spicy chicken wings on the toilet. They didn't even bother to try and hide it. Can't even blame this on machine shop life. It's just weird.
I had my first ever corporate Zoom meeting at my machine shop job today. Two hours in, I suddenly quit judging Jeffrey Toobin.
Shit is retarded. No wonder America fell apart so fast.
It took me my entire lifetime to understand my father's weird rituals of preparing all of his food before he eats it.
I'm old enough now. My kid is off to adult life and college thousands of miles away. I didn't even raise her, but the knowledge that she doesn't need me like…
Dear @YouTube , I do not need a fact check for this make believe movie. You guys are being silly. Might as well have a disclaimer that the world didn't actually end in 2004.
The Honorable Judge Pokerton declared shoulder riding is a kitty right. Then he canceled the Supreme Court by executive order of the Ninth Lives of Appeals.
They weaponized the 85ers years ago and we didn't even notice. Now that autism is being weaponized, the 85ers are in panic mode.
Somehow I like to see this audit of the gov happening. I wish people would calm down. It's a great moment.
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