Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have H2O.” The second says, “I’ll have H2O too.” Now there's only one scientist.
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@codinghorror A programmer’s wife sends him to the store and says “get some bread, and while you’re there pick up some eggs” The programmer never returns.
@codinghorror Johnny was a chemist. Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O Was H2SO4.
@codinghorror Cause of death: peroxiside
@codinghorror Nono the bartender says “here’s your waters you fucken nerds”
@codinghorror @eazisrael Lol. That's a chemical brother @chemicalbrodar
@codinghorror A pressure of one bar walks into one bar.
