Shut your face hole and read the greatest, most best article on web performance of all time. ALL TIME hackernoon.com/10-things-i-le…

@codinghorror Wow! :-) You actually resisted commenting on this bit in the article:

@codinghorror @getify @hackernoon "... serve the smallest package to those using the good browsers and everyone else can suck a 30 KB egg."

@codinghorror @snipeyhead @D__Gilbertson pretty damn entertaining.

@codinghorror I think @Nick_Craver would be interested. But seriously, this was more entertaining than everything else on the topic.

@codinghorror Now I want to toss out all of the DOM-heavy, slow, client code I wrote on my last project!

@codinghorror @hackernoon @ExpediaEng some nice perf tips here