CoffeeBean @coffeecalcs
Mia's coffee loving human. Somerset West, South Africa Joined October 2018-
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My kind se speelgrond verander ook môre.
Life will out... Nuwe seisoen, nuwe blyplek... Onwards and upwards.
@BarneySimon The first question you should ask on a date is if she has ever paid her TV lic. If she has, there is no long term future for you two. Once you married, you marry TV licence payments. Its like AIDS. Once contracted it will follow you forever.
Just drove past the We Buy Cars dome by Northgate and Autotrader erected a massive billboard next to it that reads: “ Life is too short to drive bad cars and drink bad coffee”
Dames en here van twitterverse: MY KIND HET UITEINDELIK GELEER HOE OM BOOM TE KLIM!!!
Sonskyn en happiness.
My child 🤩😻🥰😍
Skerp. Vlymskerp.
My multi-tasking is so goed, ek is al 3.
#NOOZ The president of Botswana has declared a state of public health emergency in the country. "Oh Gugz is it because of a disease outbreak?" I hear you ask. No. It is because there's a shortage of medication in state hospitals and clinics. Money has been set aside to fix this…

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🄳-🄼🄰🄽 ™... @whiskeymale
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esmarí🐗 @Esmari_1
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🄳-🄼🄰🄽 ™... @whiskeymale
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