Cole Quits Smoking @colequits
Watch as I quit smoking. Joined January 2016-
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Sorry, fans. Is this like when people found out Milli Vanilli were lip synching the entire time?
My partner accused me of creating this account to gain followers on my real twitter. And I guess they were right. I totally still smoke.
New followers! Follow my real twitter @ColeTunningley. That's where the jokes are.
Two cigarettes before class. I'm not ashamed. (I'm ashamed.) I'm not ashamed.
I caved and bought cigarettes, but I will still smoke less and post every time I smoke, so I feel the sweet sting of shame.
First class without a cigarette beforehand in... Goddamn ages.
I started smoking on Saturday July 11th on the way home from a Teaheads concert in my grandpa's car.
Death himself offers me a cigarette. The rain looks like tears. I have a fatal heart attack as I reach for it. Fin.
Kill your addictions with kindness. "I love you, cigarettes. It's not you, it's me."
Coughing myself to sleep an hour before class. Do I risk a thirty minute nap?
Excuse me while I shower as a symbol of change.
To complicate things, I am also running on three hours of sleep. FIGHT ME, WORLD
Listening to Andrew Jackson Jihad as a comforting presence and because their lead singer quit after smoking for 30x longer than me.
@LukeTunningley I'm just trying to get to the point where I have control over when I smoke. Like where you are.
PSA: Don't follow this twitter. My regular one is happy happy joke jokes. This is where I bitch.
Freud would have a field day with the sentence "I'd suck a dick for a cigarette."
I left my driver's license at home, so I am inadvertently going cold turkey today.
Eating three breakfasts to distract myself or because I have no cigarettes to suppress my appetite.
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