Cole Criddle @colewc

St Louis, MO Joined May 2011

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The Beyblade Harbor Butcher @quadspawning

2 years ago

i nearly teared up when he suggested it as a cheap OK beer for people visiting America...he got it immediately. he understood its purpose instantly.

female pervert @GRUGCEL

2 years ago

i nearly teared up when he suggested it as a cheap OK beer for people visiting America...he got it immediately. he understood its purpose instantly.

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Cole Criddle @colewc

2 years ago

It’s about that time of year again when I get so into a private rendition of Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue that I bring myself to tears.

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Cole Criddle @colewc

3 years ago

Finally got my fitted sheet on my mattress right and noticed I have the tag on the outside. I have hated very few things in life as much as I hate this tag right now.

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Cole Criddle @colewc

3 years ago

Just got a $20 smoothie because I accidentally hit confirm order instead of review order…this thing better be good

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Cole Criddle @colewc

3 years ago

When I thought to myself “it’s a beautiful afternoon to smoke a pipe” I failed to consider it would make me long for death while working out afterward

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Cole Criddle @colewc

3 years ago

Bent over to pull a weed after mowing and destroyed my back. Being 29 is really cool and fun.

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Cole Criddle @colewc

4 years ago

First day at my new job and I’ve been sitting in a stall in the bathroom for an extra 6 minutes because people keep coming in right as I’m about to leave.

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Cole Criddle @colewc

4 years ago

Told a client she would have to wait for another employee because I couldn’t access the system needed to help her. She responded with a disappointed “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”

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Cole Criddle @colewc

4 years ago

I’m constantly getting adds for Squid Game but they’re wasted on me. There’s only one squid show I’m interested in.

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Cole Criddle @colewc

4 years ago

Put off getting a new desk chair for too long and now it feels like I jumped off a 3 story building and landed straight on my tailbone.

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Since covid started at least one customer a week has joked that it is strange to walk into a bank with a mask on. Each time I understand how Sisyphus must feel watching his boulder roll back down the hill.

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Cole Criddle @colewc

4 years ago

Manager came in right at close because it was the deadline to audit my drawer and the vault so I had to stay late to get it done. He gets audit assignments a week before they’re due and handles it this way every time.