Collin Alpert @collinalpert

.NET developer at Schleupen. Check out my GitHub for side projects which I will definitely still get around to. github.com/CollinAlpert Hamburg Joined August 2015

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frankie @frankieats

6 months ago

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

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Courtside Kenny @courtsidekenny

8 months ago

@JAYVERSACE I think if a dog could throw something on the grill, they would.

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

8 months ago

My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle

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Eine Haltestelle, an der nie ein Bus halten wird? So eine „Phantom-Haltestelle“ haben wir jetzt im Garten einer Demenz-WG in Altona aufgestellt. Für die Bewohnerinnen und Bewohner ist sie gerade deshalb Gold wert. Ein Thread fürs ♥️ … 1/3

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trash @trashh_dev

11 months ago

everytime someone says the word proxy i just assume they’re a god damn genius

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E L H O T Z O @elhotzo

11 months ago

Tagesablauf aller Nachbarn über denen ich jemals gewohnt habe

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Edward Kmett @kmett

12 months ago

A coworker and I were talking about the proper way to kill children in a food court once, in the wake of 9/11, and had mall security called on us. The ensuing awkward explanation of unix process terminology with a jittery mall-cop has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

neural nets. @cneuralnetwork

12 months ago

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NoLogsNoCrime @NoLogsNoCrime

a year ago

Wife: what do you know about mail chimp? Me: I believe it’s a distant cousin to the survey monkey Wife: ….

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gabsmashh @gabsmashh

a year ago

you're in his dms but i'm in his s3 bucket because he doesn't understand ACLs

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Turk @gitpush_gitpaid

a year ago

designers will look you dead in the face and tell you these are two different colors

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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer

a year ago

I think it’s cool that we’re still using Bluetooth for a ton of things even though it’s super bad 👍

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Sächsische Wollmaus 📯 🏳️‍🌈 🧶 @OrthoDel

a year ago

Ich hatte vorhin meinen Kaffee in der Nase. 🤣🤣🤣

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Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal

a year ago

idk why people say funding open source is difficult

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🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost

a year ago

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Ashley @khyperia

a year ago

frustrated at having to use reflection to access unity internals? use this one weird trick!

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Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus

a year ago

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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory

a year ago

On arrival in Japan: "I don't really want a toilet to spray me in the butt." Upon returning from Japan: "What, am I just supposed to wipe my own ass like some kind of caveman?" One week after returning from Japan:

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Justin Re: Covington @JCov1

a year ago

My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen

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a year ago

My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen

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George Mayer @GeorgeMayer

a year ago

I don’t actually get the point of kubernetes.

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Marc Stevens @realhashbreaker

a year ago

Here is a 72-byte alphanum MD5 collision with 1-byte difference for fun: md5("TEXTCOLLBYfGiJUETHQ4hAcKSMd5zYpgqf1YRDhkmxHkhPWptrkoyz28wnI9V0aHeAuaKnak") = md5("TEXTCOLLBYfGiJUETHQ4hEcKSMd5zYpgqf1YRDhkmxHkhPWptrkoyz28wnI9V0aHeAuaKnak")