☯️ collision bend ☯️ @collisionbend

Attended The Ohio State University, and enjoying the ultimate extension of the Gutenberg Press. Currently living in greater Cleveland, OH. Cleveland, OH Joined February 2008

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☯️ collision bend ☯️ @collisionbend

a month ago

So @sciencef1rst: considering the convention of naming heretofore undiscovered things, and this planet apple.news/A3aTOkntFQ2qTF…, will that new rogue planet be named “Kapusta” after its discoverer? You have no idea how many people in Cleveland, Ohio eagerly await a positive answer!

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4 months ago

Shopping at work (@amazon). I just found out that Rufus is worthless.

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4 months ago

The day that @ODOT_Cleveland and @ODOT_Statewide figure out that they totally screwed up water drainage on I-90 in Cleveland will be the day I rejoice. I don’t enjoy driving through rivers of water at 70mph. #fail

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Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1

9 months ago

LET'S CONDUCT AN EXPERIMENT Trump is reportedly demanding Elon Musk remove all the posts on Twitter calling him “Vice President Trump.” Retweet this, or something similar, and let's find out if the posts are allowed.

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11 months ago

#Browns

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11 months ago

He’s not wrong… #Browns

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12 months ago

The only news I want to hear from the #browns at this point is that they have cut Deshaun Watson.

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12 months ago

.@GetSpectrum announces new plan with higher speeds: 300 Mbps -> 400 Mbps. Yay! Actual result: 300 Mbps -> 80 Mbps, forcing daily reboots, resets, and time wasted by general babysitting. Looks like Life Unlimited is coming with a lot of limitations… #fail @Ask_Spectrum

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12 months ago

If there ever was a player the #Browns should cut for “Diminishing Skills,” it’s Deshaun Watson: the guy couldn’t throw a football into a truck trailer standing at the tailgate. @Browns #DiminishingSkills #NFL

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a year ago

51.1. Sounds like “Diminishing Skills.” That is all. #Browns

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a year ago

So…. The #Browns have posed a stadium replacement question. Not with *this* team.

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a year ago

So the #Browns should exercise the Bernie Kosar Clause in #DeShaun’s contract and cut him for “diminishing skills.” It’d fit better.

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a year ago

#Browns: Same Shit, Different Year. #SSDY

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a year ago

Well, it looks like the #Browns are back. Same old song, too. #factoryOfSadness #waitTilNextYear (again) #meh

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a year ago

At @BobEvansFarms in Willoughby, Ohio. Worst. Service. Ever.

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a year ago

Gas burned in 5-miles over roads packed with post-storm-crazed #Cleveland drivers: $1.09. Finding the ingredients needed for a dinner craving: $12.63. Blocking other customers at self checkout for 15 minutes changing your password in @GiantEagle’s janky app: PRICELESS.

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a year ago

Check your bank statements regularly! People are #dishonest! Just found an unapproved transaction to my debit card from @Shipt. Challenged it. Hey @Target — you just lost a customer! #fraud #unfair #ripoff

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a year ago

Will someone at @wkyc please tell the announcer on tonight’s 11PM news that “Berea” is pronounced “Brr-EE-ah,” not “BEAR-yah”? Yeesh. #Ohio #wkyc #Cle

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a year ago

I’d like to thank the producers of @TheBearFX for leaving us with a four-way season-ending cliffhanger. At least it’ll defuse some of my irritation at having to wait until January for the next season of #Severance.