🌽 Corntee 🌽 @comade9
if there’s beers there’s tears Joined June 2011-
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Bowl of soup
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God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all
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most ethical and leftist amount of beer to drink at once?
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Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo
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i too have never heard of practical magic
i too have never heard of practical magic https://t.co/g1hsP4XEKi
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we should be clear about what political violence is. 1. starving people when there is enough food for all of us to eat. 2. denying people healthcare so they die from preventable illnesses 3. denying people shelter 4. increasing police budgets across the country
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we'll give you a coupon for $50 off an adoption if you dump your boyfriend at the shelter
My week in birds
This policy change has already resulted in a hospitalization of an uninvolved person.
This policy change has already resulted in a hospitalization of an uninvolved person.
Grinding your teeth at night is so stupid. It’s like yeah I’m asleep but I’m mad as hell about it.
Every time I make pasta is the best pasta I’ve ever made
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I'd love to unclench my jaw someday
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it is kiss me by sixpence none the richer degrees outside
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