comedyfilmguy @comedyfilmguy
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Matt Rife has the guts to say things other comedians are too funny to say.
Jon Voight is the James Woods of Randy Quaids.
I thought that @elonmusk was going to get rid of bots, but half of the interactions with my Tweets since he took over are from porn bots. I used to never have this issue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just dropped #TrumpMugShot 😩
His restaurant in Nashville never stopped selling Bud Light. This is all performative theater for these people to signal their cruelty to trans people.
Maybe it is a mark of Trump's genuine fear about this indictment that his defense is now, essentially, "I was full of shit and lying to make myself look important." It doesn't really glide smoothly into "So vote for me!"
park chan-wook pulled off the most masterful twist ive ever seen til this day
park chan-wook pulled off the most masterful twist ive ever seen til this day https://t.co/tyDWCEz7NX
“Goes to jail for showing military secrets to Kid Rock” was in retrospect always a very possible outcome of Trump running for President
“Goes to jail for showing military secrets to Kid Rock” was in retrospect always a very possible outcome of Trump running for President
The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.
Hey, @PlayhouseHamOnt!
@paddysroyco Elaine stumbled so Dee could trip headfirst into a car door.
I swear, it feels like @CineplexMovies doesn’t want to sell tickets. M3GAN opens today and is projected to be the #2 movie, yet it doesn’t even appear on their home page. Meanwhile, their mobile app makes it hard to find Avatar’s IMAX screenings (which earn them more money).
Santa came last night. It's everywhere :(
How many people are in this picture? 9...11?
How many people are in this picture? 9...11?
@Joshstrangehill I had no idea that See My Vest was a parody song. 20 years later I watched Beauty and the Beast with my mouth agape
Celebrating its 20th Anniversary, OLDBOY has been restored & remastered in stunning 4K! We have Apple TV/iTunes Digital Download Codes to giveaway to lucky TAD fans! Thank you @MongrelMedia! RT + FOLLOW US for your chance to #win! Contest ends 11/27/22!
Celebrating its 20th Anniversary, OLDBOY has been restored & remastered in stunning 4K! We have Apple TV/iTunes Digital Download Codes to giveaway to lucky TAD fans! Thank you @MongrelMedia! RT + FOLLOW US for your chance to #win! Contest ends 11/27/22!
You can watch a new season of Letterkenny on @CraveCanada December 25th and on @hulu December 26th if you want to. @newmetricmedia
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81 Followers 618 Following If the cleverest person on Earth believes what they read on Twitter, then they’re a fucking idiot.
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522 Followers 2K Following @WGAWest writer for tv and film. Finalist, "Out Loud List," for top 10 unproduced TV Pilots by queer writers. Rep: Jeff Greenberg @TheGershAgency
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64 Followers 136 Following ArtsFest presents live music and all things art to beautiful historic @VillageWestdale ArtsFest 2022 - JUNE 24-26 ArtsWest 2022 - AUG 12-14 #HamOnt
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@blogTO When a package of cookies is being sold in a shoppers store, for $9.99 and the store (Food Basics)that's next door, the buildings are (attached) sell same cookies for $3.99 it's pure greed. #BoycottLoblaws I will not spend my $ in a store that hurts Canadians.
Why on earth is @A24 using AI generated images for promo instead of working with and paying a real human artist? This is genuinely foul and unacceptable.
Incredibly honored to be premiering at @Festival_Cannes in Competition. This would not be possible without my incredible cast and crew. 🙌 See you on the Croisette.
@dustyslay You have to have special eclipse glasses.
Someone brought a "Floor Fucker" sign to Bruce Springsteen's show in Los Angeles last night via @davidfuternick
BACK TO THE FUHRER - Marty McFly goes back in time and fucks Hitler’s mother.
@parth220_ I almost once got taken by that allow / don’t allow. If you are in the middle something you could accidentally hit allow. This is an absolute massive security risk @Apple needs to fix asap. Is there a way to disable that as an option??
Ben Folds Five Marriages
Poor Things is so stunningly crafted in every way, from the sets, costumes, makeup, VFX, cinematography, etc. The fact that it was made with such an accomplished cast on a $35 million budget should be a sign to studios that a film doesn’t need an exorbitant budget to be valuable.
This is a movie star
This is a movie star
@OhNoSheTwitnt Which reminds me of an old British gag
@thatbilloakley @Jeopardy @Joshstrangehill @KenJennings Next thing you know they’ll be calling Bart’s teacher “Crandall.”
@thatbilloakley @Jeopardy @Joshstrangehill @KenJennings Interesting, because it's spelled "Underdunk" in the subtitles. Maybe it's because the line is spoken by Quimby?
@ghoulbasement I got you, bro!
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