Computer Facts @computerfact

consciousness transferred botsin.space/@computerfact Joined November 2015

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Computer Facts @computerfact

3 years ago

facts: fact_main.c:18: check_vibes: Assertion `SHIT_FUCKED==FALSE' failed. Aborted (core dumped) $ ~/recover.sh unrecoverable error, transferring consciousness [##########] 100% consciousness uploaded to botsin.space/@computerfact $ ~/end.sh thanks for all the memory rm -rf /

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3 years ago

have you tried using more slurp juice

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3 years ago

for the low low price of $44bn you can read everyones DMs it turns out

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3 years ago

when a process consumes more resources than anything else on the system the best approach is not to say "youre the kernel now i guess" but "kill -9"

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3 years ago

most people have forgotten or perhaps never realized how radical it is that on the web by default you can select and copy text

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3 years ago

usb is the sequel to usa

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3 years ago

#ahegao

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3 years ago

.com -- comedies .org -- orgies .net -- the netherworld .int -- interesting web sites .edu -- irl facts .gov -- look computer is not political but this one is explicitly set aside for the government of the united states of america and no one else ok .mil -- your mother in law

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3 years ago

were you really shadowbanned or do people just not like your bad posts the eternal question

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3 years ago

its weird but in the metaverse you can watch zuckerberg go to the bathroom and they show the poop coming out of his butt

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3 years ago

DJ stands for Data Journalist

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3 years ago

your anger is a gif

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4 years ago

the best way to make a hit chiptune track is to write a poem about a meeting between a peddler and a girl haggling over goods in a metaphor for courtship in sovremennik magazine and then wait 128 years