ControlRoom3A.M. @controlroom3a
Funny things said at work in the middle of the night. Joined January 2021-
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"I'm not good at math. I only know like four symbols. There's minus, an x a sideways x and a penis with some misplaced nuts."
"Were ordering new cold weather gear. I need everyone's sizes" "I need an XL with extra room in the crotch for my massive dick and a buttflap for easy access."
"I found out as a kid that not all toads get you high when you lick them. Most of them just make you foam at the mouth."
"Great idea. While we're at it, let's play russian roulette with a 1911."
"Do it. Bring out the machine gun dildos. I ain't got no safe word."
"This guy killed a polar bear with a bow!" "Jesus, was it a urak-hai bow?"
"I always thought deli was just short for delicious."
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