Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

3 years ago

Its been one week since I started working at the Amazon distribution center. They make me pee in a bottle and drink the pee and then make me look at a nude photo of Jeff Bezos and kiss his wiener. You dont have to be crazy to work here but it sure helps! Lol

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

3 years ago

When Satan offers to give him all the kingdoms of the earth, Jesus refuses, but the church accepts.- Jaques Ellul

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ɮiʀᴅᴏ @TLEbirdarchist

3 years ago

Post the name of a person you think could be the/an Antichrist

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

3 years ago

Someone gimme their Disney plus password. Bonus points if I hate you...

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

3 years ago

Adrenochrome is actually just thousand island dressing.

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rayne fisher-quann @raynefq

4 years ago

No way Ed sheeran gets enough pussy to write all those songs

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

I can't stop jacking off to the president of Ukraine.

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

Kid Rock is a psyop made so anytime your opinion runs counter to the technofascist mass surveillance police state death cult rising up around us,whoever you're talking to can compare that sentiment to a shitty song written by an asshole who grew up with an orchard in his backyard

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

I don't make memes. Could someone make me one thats a Malcolm X quote next to a still from a Cuba Gooding Jr. movie? Edit: preferrably not Radio. Additional Edit: ya know what? Go ahead and toss me one from Radio.

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

Most people that defend compulsory public schooling will do so regardless of the arguments put before them. If you handed them a stack of photos of teachers pissing Abu Ghraib style into the hands of fourth graders they would find a way to justify or ignore the abuse.

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

After spreading rumors that Pete Davidson is gay and has aids, Kanye West has truly gained my undying allegiance. I am going to manifest becoming his personal spiritual advisor and eventually relocating to Mars with him and Anthony Fouci.

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

Say it with me kids: The statistical probability that my opinions are the result of anything other than highly sophisticated propaganda campaigns is basically zero. Im going to shut the fuck up now.

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "George W. Bush was in no way involved in 9/11" and 10 being "George W. Bush flew an invisible plane into building 7"...omg Guantanamo Baywatch has someone done that yet? Someone for sure did that right?

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

I think having teachers physically fight over money for supplies is a great idea and long overdue. Otherwise how do I know if you actually care or are just doing a long con to have sex with my child?

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Kanye West's Spiritual Advisor @coreyjcooley

4 years ago

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