Corey @coreythoughts
Are you going to eat that? Sydney, New South Wales Joined April 2016-
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There is no greater sense of community, than when you go down to the shops and the old mates on the park bench are sinking mid week VB tallboys comment on your paint job and say, “Nice Polish, bet it’s hard to keep the bird shit off”. You have no idea Kevin. #localstories
girlfriend: you never tell me what's going on inside your head meanwhile, inside my head:
Poor bastard. It’s happened again. It’s not an Aussie reality TV comp unless Shannon Noll comes 2nd. #ImACelebrityAU
Not even hungover, just ate way too much
i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart
Were Oranges named because of their Orange colour,or was the colour Orange named because of the colour of the fruit? #coreythoughts
Why is #stevemartin always old in his movies? What did he do for the first 50yrsof his life? #coreythoughts
Anzac Day - The day so intertwined with Aussie/NZ culture that it's legal to get a beer for brekky but not a coffee or food #coreythoughts
Is it considered breakfast if it's after midday? When does all day breakfast become lunch or dinner? #coreythoughts
Why can you pretend to be asleep and fall asleep, but not pretend to be full and be full? #coreythoughts
How come on #googlemaps it never shows the clouds, do they have technology that just sees straight through them? #coreythoughts
#JungleBook is pretty flawed I mean a tiger wouldn't just dominate a bear like that just sayin #coreythoughts
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