Coronavirus Law Generator @coronaviruslaws

I got some friends together (virtually) and we made this! Hoping to spread a little festive cheer this Christmastime. Merry Christmas to you all! #BandAid #Christmas #FestiveSpirit #ChristmasMusic #FeedTheWorld #DoTheyKnowItsChristmas youtube.com/watch?v=idDgCN…

This government has decided that from May next year, all cats must self-isolate for the next 48 years. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

This government has decided that from 7:36pm on Halloween, Arlene Foster & Michelle O'Neill must cough into other people's elbows. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Due to the continuing pandemic, from when the cock crows on All Saints' Day, men under 6 feet tall can no longer provide live entertainment at weddings. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

In spite of the best efforts of your government, from the next low tide, cyclists must 'eat out to help out' every mealtime until the R-number is below 1. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

With a heavy heart, we must announce that from 7:36pm on Halloween, Noel Gallagher & Van Morrison must self-isolate for the next 48 years. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

This government has decided that from the 2nd Sunday of Advent, cyclists can no longer serve wet food in a dry bar. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

We must be honest and tell you that from Thursday at 1pm, the cast of Coronation Street must clap for carers every Thursday at 8pm until a vaccine is found. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Sadly, from midnight on Chinese New Year, Premier League footballers can no longer provide live entertainment at weddings. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Due to the continuing pandemic, from the 2nd Sunday of Advent, racists must self-isolate for the next 48 years. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

In spite of the best efforts of your government, from 7:36pm on Halloween, cyclists must wear a face mask during sex. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Despite our best efforts, from midnight on Chinese New Year, people over the age of 70 must wash their hands hourly singing Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Sadly, from the moment the next episode of Flog it finishes on BBC2, anybody with 'Keep Calm & Carry On' posters on their dining room walls must self-isolate for the next 48 years. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

With a heavy heart, we must announce that from the stroke of midnight tonight, Arlene Foster & Michelle O'Neill will have the authority to hand out fines of up to £10,000 for COVID guideline breaches. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Due to rising coronavirus cases, from Thursday at 1pm, essential workers must clap for carers every Thursday at 8pm until a vaccine is found. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Due to rising coronavirus cases, from Thursday at 1pm, all cats must wash their hands hourly singing Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Sadly, from 7:36pm on Halloween, people over the age of 70 must wear a face mask during sex. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

We must be honest and tell you that from midnight on Chinese New Year, anybody with a birthmark will be solely responsible for the UK's furlough scheme. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

Unfortunately, from the stroke of midnight tonight, Premier League footballers must constantly sanitise their hands or face a £1,000 fine. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19

It is with regret we must announce that from May next year, public transport users must constantly sanitise their hands or face a £1,000 fine. #ControlTheVirus #FakeNews #COVID19