cosmic jester @cosmicjester
observations about suburban mediocrity, music, movies, video games, booze, travel, bad jokes, jogging and politics. come for the lulz, stay for the ibis pics Brisbane, Australia Joined April 2009-
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This is so funny, like good on any councillors that scored a free holiday on the Gold Coast out of this but what role does a local council have in combatting antisemitism? You don’t run any police force or educational facilities, just pick up the rubbish and fill in potholes
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I don’t follow uk politics but as someone that supports hot redheads in all their endeavours I’m disappointed in Angela Rayner’s resignation
It would be funny if Dezi Freeman slipped and fell when on the run in some place remote and his dead body isn’t found for decades
Watching sport on fta is so strange because it’s like a weird time capsule when they have ads for my kitchen rules and the block and you are reminded that these shows are still going.
Is st kilda the longest premiership drought? ( from a club that’s won a flag at least once)
The last time the cats played the lions in finals this little trouble maker escaped and we had a horrible weekend looking for her. You’re not escaping this time.
Marriage is so weird like why get the courts involved
I have learned my lesson. I will never tweet about Dan Andrews again
It’s wild that the next 28 days later film is about a gang that styles themselves after one of the UK’s most notorious pedophile Jimmy Saville. Can’t imagine a post apocalyptic American movie having a gang of Jeffrey Epstein fanatics called the Epsteins.
Whatever happened to the lost Mariah Carey grunge album that we were told was going to finally get released?
Because of rankine I’m doing something I’ve never done, going for Collingwood
If you can’t tell the difference between Howard talking to Putin in 2007, seven years before the invasion of crimea, and Dan Andrews posing for a photo with Putin in 2025 three years after the full invasion of Ukraine then you are a fucking idiot lol
If you can’t tell the difference between Howard talking to Putin in 2007, seven years before the invasion of crimea, and Dan Andrews posing for a photo with Putin in 2025 three years after the full invasion of Ukraine then you are a fucking idiot lol https://t.co/MV8qcEq5oF
I could be wrong but it seems like even though Key and Clark attended they had the good sense to not appear in the class photo with Putin and Kim Jong Un
I could be wrong but it seems like even though Key and Clark attended they had the good sense to not appear in the class photo with Putin and Kim Jong Un
Even if it wasn’t a vapid vanity publication this is insane amount to spend on news website in 2025.
Even if it wasn’t a vapid vanity publication this is insane amount to spend on news website in 2025.
95% of social media is guys just inventing an imaginary guy to get angry at
95% of social media is guys just inventing an imaginary guy to get angry at
All you have to do to beat nimbyism is wait like 5 months and half of this crowd will be dead
All you have to do to beat nimbyism is wait like 5 months and half of this crowd will be dead
Yellowjackets is a very confusing show to half watch in the background while you do other things
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