Courtney @crystalandqueue

“Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.” Wife. Mom/Bruh. Taco Hustler. Current Events Junkie. Free Thinker. Small L libRight. East Tennessee Joined December 2022

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

12 hours ago

Put millennials in the White House they said. It’ll be fun they said 😂☠️

Peter B @realpeteyb123

12 hours ago

Put millennials in the White House they said. It’ll be fun they said 😂☠️

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Biz2mom.help was born in the last 51 minutes. A concept to show @realpeteyb123, @crystalandqueue and rest of you who are online. It was ideated from Peter's post, I did quick research for a couple of minutes, then prompted it into existence. I made the changes…

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

5 days ago

You have no idea how many posts a day I see in multiple moms FB groups of women looking for at home work while their kids are at school. They can’t work a regular 9-5 since the kids get out at 3, but they want to bring extra income into their home. Imagine calling any customer…

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

a week ago

my inner monologue while watching my oldest play softball bc I’m desperately trying not to be that mom

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

2 weeks ago

I pray whoever is in charge of Bob Evans marketing makes this their sydney sweeney moment

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2 weeks ago

I pray whoever is in charge of Bob Evans marketing makes this their sydney sweeney moment

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

2 weeks ago

My controversial take of the day is that Cracker Barrel’s food has been mediocre for a long time and anyone who lives in the south has a preferred local diner we’d rather go to anyway.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

2 weeks ago

It’s 10 o’clock on a Friday night and my 9 year old wants to have a convo about the Council of Nicaea. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

2 weeks ago

Guys can we just elect one single conservative woman who isn’t an AOC wannabe? I’m begging you.

Councilwoman Inna Vernikov @InnaVernikov

2 weeks ago

Guys can we just elect one single conservative woman who isn’t an AOC wannabe? I’m begging you.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

2 weeks ago

They went after Bolton first because they know he’ll squeal like a pig. Lindsey Graham must be having a tough morning.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

2 weeks ago

The way my husband and I waltz through navigating playing good cop vs bad cop in parenting on a minute by minute basis should be documented like a 19th century romance. I swear our voice inflections have changed 47 times in the hour alone.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

Since I roasted my sweet husband in front of the whole internet on our way out of town - I felt it was only fair to post that he beat the GPS by over 45 minutes and made our best time back ever on the way home. A true roadtrip king 👑

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3 weeks ago

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

Tonight’s view for dinner while listening to Fleetwood Mac EDM remixes. My hair is a little more blonde. My skin is a few shades darker and my blood pressure is definitely lowered. And yes - some people genuinely love the taste of oysters. Fight me.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

In the south, brunch isn’t just a meal. It’s a way of life.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

Morning sunrise from my happy place! Headed to meet the family at our favorite brunch spot in town. Excuse me while I’m one of like four accounts being positive on this app this weekend. I’ll be back to my typical snark by Wednesday.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

Was having some convos with my 16 year old nephew today to see where he’s at these days and asked if he was on Reddit. The look of disgust he gave me at the even thought of him being on that platform made me such a proud Titi 🥹

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

When your hotel view also comes with a free Sister Hazel concert.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

My husband just told me he’s not stopping at Buc-ee’s on our road trip. Send prayers.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

Vacations are so much fun but the prep and packing before hand - not so much. We’re supposed to be on the road in 25 minutes. It make take that much time just to get my cat in his carrier 🙃

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

YouTube will be crashing in exactly 6 minutes. I fully expect her announce she’s been a lowkey Vols fan this entire time.

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Courtney @crystalandqueue

3 weeks ago

Not to brag but the old school radio station in my town has played both Let Me Blow Ya Mind and Ghetto Superstar all in one middle school car pick up line.