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malo @cucumberdilly

animanga 💻 manwha 📖 football ⚽️ 32 married w 🦮🦮 #theonepieceisreal 🏴‍☠️🔞🔞 tiktok.com/@cucumberdilly philly Joined January 2011
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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

if you don’t say hi cows when you drive past, straight to hell

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

to sum me up i’m the kind of person that things 62% battery is dying

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

as a veg the amount of times i’ve eaten something accidentally that has bacon like fucking hidden in it is ridiculous lmao america jesus christ

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

i JUST figured out how to like an instagram story instead of sending an emoji thing

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

i can determine if someone’s going to heaven or hell based on solely if they walk past the line at the host stand to look around the restaurant or not

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

why is the busiest starbucks in philadelphia the one on broad and wolf. u know which one i’m talking about

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

wonder why i hate american football

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

god damn it the second i say jalen hurts is hot he fumbles. it’s me i’m the problem

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

I’ve seen John Wick probably 40 times and every time I’m like THATS THEON GREYJOY lmao

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Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson

3 years ago

every flight this week from Philly to Phoenix

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

if i say my life is at a point where i’m feeling very eren jeager ish is someone gonna snitch

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

i’ve officially joined the 24/7 Do Not Disturb crew. what emergency? nothing matters I’m not even sure this isn’t a simulation yet

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

if you scramble your eggs in a bowl first and not just in the pan you had a decent childhood. i will not be taking questions on this matter

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

#MyTwitterAnniversary I’m fucking old, jesus

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

mans just got on the el at 30th with full fly fishing gear and rod

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London @londonfaust

3 years ago

If you’re not that into football just bet on a game and you’ll be ignoring your friends and screaming at the TV Go @Eagles 🦅

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malo @cucumberdilly

3 years ago

just typed is the trolley running into Google very aggressively as if it was the right way to find my answer

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josie✧ @josiebellaa

3 years ago

if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer

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