kyle tasch @cupofkyle
A big mouth with even bigger dreams. comedian. musician. goon. kyletasch.com Illinois, USA Joined March 2009-
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Easter feels like it was further away from the present than Christmas. And Christmas feels like it’s been more recent than Halloween.
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I want to major in Hollywood gossip with a minor in Chemical Engineering.
Anyone else drinking iced tea and lying in a hammock made of garbage bags right now?
I had Papa John’s last night now I feel like I need to go to the hospital. #eatinggarbage
What’s the deal with giving a baseball to a kid if you catch one at a baseball game? I had to wrestle a grown man like a real fan.
Improv is like a chess game for your silly buns. #improv
Life is like a bottle of Jäegermeister on a hot day while you’re walking around a mall looking for an elevator to hurl in.
I’m very popular in robot world. I get like 10 robocalls a day. ☺️
The Cracker Barrel logo controversy has given my life meaning and purpose!!!!
A car in front of me drove a little slow and now my day is ruined.
Anyone have a back scratcher I can borrow? I have an itch.
Preseason is better than regular season and playoffs put together! #DaBears
Don’t pour me mustard and say it’s Dijon when it’s not Dijon at all, not even close. I know Dijon.
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