crystle @cuuutegarbage

actual garbage. twitch.tv/cuuutegarbage CA🔃NY Joined September 2012

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

I always wonder in horror games: "who goes around hiding keys and random passwords everywhere?!" me: writing down my laptop password on a post it bc of my goldfish attention span

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

I keep calling the lechonk evolutions 'oinkachoink' and there's no turnin back now

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

everytime I play Alive With the Glory Of Love that one guy: bUt Do YoU kNoW wHaT tHiS sOnG iS aBoUt 😒

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

jk, ur anus was used

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

But look at me now: plain.

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

my foot smells so bad, I think theres something wrong with it

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

I actually don't know what to write on twitter lol

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

Listening to the #Doom soundtrack while in a meeting about meditation is true enlightenment.

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Just passed by 2 dudes at work in the cafe and one aggressively said "Um no, I'm not gonna eat my tuna salad in your office, Bill" Like, cmon Bill. You don't want that. Nobody wants that. Get it together man.

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

Mental health takes work. You can't just expect to be better magically over night. If you want change, you have to do something.

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

3 years ago

i'm a sad bitch but a bad bitch 🥂

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R @jojo_games

4 years ago

With 50 playable characters from all arcs, you can see characters from different #JJBA universes fight for the first time! What matchups are you excited to try? #JJASBR

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

4 years ago

I need to stop just accepting being lied to.

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

4 years ago

oh man jrpgs just really love low level slime enemies don't they

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

4 years ago

The fact that everyone is congratulating me for uninstalling #dbd is hilarious

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

4 years ago

without any context at all, here's a clip of me crying while eating a quesadilla. enjoy 🥲 twitch.tv/cuuutegarbage/…

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

4 years ago

my first short story ever got published! 😊 simily.co/all-stories/cr…

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

4 years ago

Nothing like being allergic to your pet whose head youre constantly kissing 🤧

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crystle @cuuutegarbage

4 years ago

sometimes I wish I could be a cat so that when guests come over, I can just hide in a corner and it's still socially acceptable. like 'oh she's just shy, she'll come out when she's hungry'