David Borrego @daborrego
I'm only here for the funny stuff. San Antonio, TX Joined October 2010-
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Someone really needs to go back and correct the Duncan ‘03 finals game where he clearly had 11 blocks but somehow only 9 got counted. @NBA
Someone really needs to go back and correct the Duncan ‘03 finals game where he clearly had 11 blocks but somehow only 9 got counted. @NBA
I knew this guy I nicknamed Geppetto because he was a larger guy dating a smaller girl. Same age, but I joked that he looked like a pedo. But since I shouldn’t be shouting that word in public, I called him Geppetto as it was short for Geppetto-phile.
I knew this guy I nicknamed Geppetto because he was a larger guy dating a smaller girl. Same age, but I joked that he looked like a pedo. But since I shouldn’t be shouting that word in public, I called him Geppetto as it was short for Geppetto-phile.
Depends on if you grew up in a house wit a screen door.
Depends on if you grew up in a house wit a screen door.
literally this dude is like a saint compared to what some companies are doing today
Shiiiddd betta have a car wash outside the AutoZone like my baseball team did.
Shiiiddd betta have a car wash outside the AutoZone like my baseball team did.
the sampling the sampled
I don’t think this was typed up by a 3 and a half year old. He’s still hacked.
I don’t think this was typed up by a 3 and a half year old. He’s still hacked.
They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce
They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce https://t.co/jWSJHyxR59
MF DOOM would have turned 54 today. Forever the villain.
New tshirt going to be at the top of the rotation immediately
No mames que puta perra joya de video. Sin duda la comida mexicana es de las mejores
I slept on it. I had to do it. OKC's title deserves an asterisk. They join my definitive short list of championships with an asterisk: tomthefinder.com/p/okcs-title-n…
The black fatherly urge to say “damn, she getting money now,” every time Ms. Rachel drops some new heat >
Jim Halpert!?!
The best example I can give for how strict my parents were when I was growing up; my brother got in trouble for bringing a rap tape into our home. “Coming out of Their Shells” was the rap tape.
The best example I can give for how strict my parents were when I was growing up; my brother got in trouble for bringing a rap tape into our home. “Coming out of Their Shells” was the rap tape.
Colin Jost and Michael Che’s Joke Swap for the SNL Season 50 finale. “Steve Kerr is here with his family, I got to meet his son Nick & I love Steve. I like Nick. I wouldn’t say I’m a Nick Kerr lover”
Robert Horry was sending my girl drinks at the club in 2007. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHO ROBERT HORRY WAS IN SAN ANTONIO IN 2007???
Robert Horry was sending my girl drinks at the club in 2007. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHO ROBERT HORRY WAS IN SAN ANTONIO IN 2007???
*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*
“But don’t take my word for it”
“But don’t take my word for it”
BonnieSaxton @54SErrHY2fx23c
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Tom Romaguera @RomagueraT16718
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Telly McCullough @TMcculloug74902
25 Followers 2K Following
laura Jasmine @laura_jasmine_
1K Followers 4K Following 🗝️Transforming Perspectives For Success. 📍Empowering Men/Women. Independent and inspiring Wealth #entrepreneurship
Onie Shields @OnieShield11351
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Agustin Padberg @APadberg72752
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Julie Mansfield @talktolynfisher
255 Followers 8K Following
Amelia @Amelia0tf
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Michael J Weirsky @JWeirsky57
299 Followers 7K Following Mega millions jackpot winner, Michael J, Weirsky ,jackpot winner of $273,000,000 giving away $50,000 to my first 2k followers..be a winner today💰💰💰
Kathleen @Kathlee06955534
197 Followers 3K Following
Suzan @Suzan3650224009
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Michelle @_Michellepfeiff
0 Followers 55 Following
Carol Dyson @Carolhj_Dyson
13 Followers 430 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😈 They are ready to meet Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/B1n8kYiSOt
Jessica Kate @Jessicakate890
456 Followers 7K Following
retro.macro @retro_macro
370 Followers 497 Following High Resolution Scans of Silver, Bronze and Modern Comics. Enhanced in Lightroom. Candy Wrapper Portraits. Eva Ink Artist Group
(Todd) Gray of Sunshi... @grendelred
656 Followers 1K Following 9-1-1 Dispatcher. Social Media Maven of @StarComicsLBKTX Husband, Dad & comic book fan. RT comics, comedy, puppies & positivity. Ally. He/Him
Ruth Bill @RuthBill9
1 Followers 3 Following
TheRealMaddMaxx @maxwel_jimenez
51 Followers 282 Following I only opened up the tweets cause I’m on FB jail.
Vick Sharon @VickSharon1
30 Followers 242 Following Am here for fun and share my world to the world ..
The Simpsons Index @SimpsonsIndex
1K Followers 2K Following An online spreadsheet that’s also a podcast. Over 700 Simpsons episode reviews and counting. Check out the project at https://t.co/9pSdtumyGs
Star Comics @StarComicsLBKTX
617 Followers 2K Following Star Comics - Since 1977, the original comic shop of Lubbock, TX.
Mary Sullivan @msusysullivan
236 Followers 476 Following
Keegan Miles Maxson @KeeganMaxson
23 Followers 111 Following Wisconsin born and raised, St. Paul MN is my home. Live in San Antonio TX. Go Pack Go! Go Beto!!!
Molly Morgana @mollymorgana
204 Followers 612 Following
Christie Frear @ChristieFrear2
24 Followers 152 Following
Matt Reyes @mattreyes
1K Followers 525 Following Take your time but hurry up. Native Far West Texan. Views are my own.
Max @rnaximus
369 Followers 430 Following
vicky torres @johnnie71751380
181 Followers 3K Following how do I sleep at night? ask your boyfriend
Jake @Alamo_Jake
87 Followers 432 Following
Eric Jennifer @ericjennifer
1K Followers 4K Following The Good Boy of Comedy. Season 12 America's Got Talent. Subway, Kaley Cuoco, John Cena, and LeBron! I'll probably follow back. #goodjob Visit https://t.co/laLvFOJFd4
YSLW Podcast @YSLWPodcast
471 Followers 865 Following YOU SHOULD LOVE WRESTLING is a podcast where @nickgligor & a guest try to convince @perlstein to love wrestling. New eps Mondays!
Lady Fancyface @auntiem1977
1K Followers 4K Following Former owner of my own reproductive rights. Blessed be the fruit.....
Jj @jamescurtney
753 Followers 3K Following
Guy @GuyDidaTweet
39 Followers 185 Following Knows enough about a few things to sound like he knows more than he does. Jan 10th 2017 Eastside Dave Show Champion
sbz @sbeezy1874
269 Followers 592 Following When you live life like I do, once is enough. ✌️ #utsa2012
2PACS O.G PRODUCER TH... @BeatsByAssassin
2.1M Followers 2.6M Following Made Beats By Assassin For #ICET #DJKINGASSASSIN #SHOCKG #HUMPTY #2PAC #KOKANE #WYCLEF #4TAY #TREACH #LLOYDELVES #CRAIGSTEVENS
Film Facts @CinemaCane
295 Followers 1K Following New Page Behind the scenes movie facts that you never knew. retweet to share the knowledge.
queen @bunnybela
152 Followers 271 Following I am not bound to please thee with my answer -William Shakespeare
Lydia B @LilyBird7
81 Followers 400 Following Married to @daborrego. UTSA Graduate. Rangers fan. From a small town in far west texas. https://t.co/2XdMiXWpZ9
Pablo Torre 🕳️ @PabloTorre
225K Followers 5K Following Journalist making @pablofindsout 👀 https://t.co/OSSeM4mAfS 📺 https://t.co/1f90J7aGEO
JoinOffside @joinoffside
2K Followers 4 Following The next-gen sports network, built by creators. Coming soon with @netw3rk @kofie @MoDakhil_NBA @KirkSeriousFace 🗣️
Melodies & Masterpiec... @SVG__Collection
151K Followers 2K Following The place to be on 𝕏 for all music lovers. Expert in Threads 🧵 Educational/Fan Account
zuri irvin @withzuri
2K Followers 933 Following free agent? / formerly "six trophies" @wonderymedia, @crookedmedia, @snap, @foxsports & @syracuseu. blah blah blah
Hal Haney @HalHaneyArt
19K Followers 744 Following Artist/Illustrator/Dad -comics, cartoons, pro wrestling. @upwvideogame character designer. Check out my art on IG @ halhaneyart and my website link is below!👇
SGW @soft ground wres... @SGWug
44K Followers 1K Following Softground Wrestling: Leading Uganda's wrestling revolution. Raw power, unyielding passion, and the heart of a warrior. Join the fight. #SGW
retro.macro @retro_macro
370 Followers 497 Following High Resolution Scans of Silver, Bronze and Modern Comics. Enhanced in Lightroom. Candy Wrapper Portraits. Eva Ink Artist Group
(Todd) Gray of Sunshi... @grendelred
656 Followers 1K Following 9-1-1 Dispatcher. Social Media Maven of @StarComicsLBKTX Husband, Dad & comic book fan. RT comics, comedy, puppies & positivity. Ally. He/Him
Kazeem Famuyide 🇳�... @Kazeem
80K Followers 3K Following Ruby & Jojo’s Dad. Emmy Award-Winning TV host. Rep: [email protected] @7pminbrooklyn/@saylesskazlow/@ringerwrestling/ @itswalemania
TheRealMaddMaxx @maxwel_jimenez
51 Followers 282 Following I only opened up the tweets cause I’m on FB jail.
TIGER DRIVER @TigerDriver9X
10K Followers 816 Following A platform for wrestlers, promoters, & creators to help wrestling culture grow. And to get Limp Bizkit in the WWE HOF.
Justin Whang🤠 @JustinWhang
313K Followers 12K Following Not Steve Aoki. YouTube vids about pee and poo. Listen to King of Death https://t.co/Cuan6Qkefp | https://t.co/yJnXuh9h3N CODE Whang | Biz: [email protected]
KERM @JonathanKermah
5K Followers 1K Following Writer and Audio engineer for hire | “The Rick Rubin of Podcasts” - Rob Harvilla, “That ugly guy over there” - Charles Barkley, “KERM of KERMS” - Shea Serrano
brandon / jinx / big ... @brandonjinx
64K Followers 1K Following My resume real enough for two millenniums. 732.
-video game- THE 90s ... @streeterfightin
16K Followers 0 Following random clips and screenshots of video game adapted western cartoons from the 90s
Steve Ahlman @steveahlman
10K Followers 2K Following 🎧Senior Producer at @ringer + @spotify 🍃Co-host of Mint Edition on @RingerVerse (he/him) *Find me elsewhere since this place sucks*
forever botchamania @Maffewgregg
122K Followers 4K Following The Botchamania Guy. Still a hack, still lucky. YouTube https://t.co/N4F7xQIaFG Twitch https://t.co/7Ls57jtLWL
Eric Jennifer @ericjennifer
1K Followers 4K Following The Good Boy of Comedy. Season 12 America's Got Talent. Subway, Kaley Cuoco, John Cena, and LeBron! I'll probably follow back. #goodjob Visit https://t.co/laLvFOJFd4
Star Comics @StarComicsLBKTX
617 Followers 2K Following Star Comics - Since 1977, the original comic shop of Lubbock, TX.
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
417K Followers 6K Following Preorder ‘The Man of Many Fathers' Now! out 10/28 @CrownPublishing. Watch LONELY FLOWERS @hulu FMR: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: @HignfyUS on CNN FOREVER: FAMU
Red Letter Media @redlettermedia
213K Followers 44 Following Red Letter Media is responsible for the 70 minute Phantom Menace review as well as Space Cop, Half in the Bag, and Best of the Worst. Full time frauds.
RingerNBA @ringernba
129K Followers 409 Following We love this game. TikTok: https://t.co/Y9sPlsgNMj IG: https://t.co/JDMjFCJEM9 YouTube: https://t.co/reKrvLhW9f
sbz @sbeezy1874
269 Followers 592 Following When you live life like I do, once is enough. ✌️ #utsa2012
Film Easter Eggs & De... @FilmEasterEggs
397K Followers 28 Following @CultureCrave’s Easter eggs & details account for movies & TV | Credit to https://t.co/8eTH4omYmT | Also follow @factsonfilm
The Black Announce Ta... @blackannctable
4K Followers 257 Following Use code: BATPOD for $20 off your first purchase on @SeatGeek | Buy all your sports gear at @Fanatics using our affiliate link (in bio)
Jemele Hill @jemelehill
1.3M Followers 2K Following Contributing writer for The ATLANTIC. Born and raised in Detroit. Grew up at Michigan State. MY MEMOIR UPHILL IS ON SALE NOW. LINK BELOW.
jason concepcion @netw3rk
260K Followers 5K Following writer/host | X-Ray Vision | SIX TROPHIES | @HouseofDragon Pod | PRIMO @Amazon | Miguel Wants to Fight @hulu | reps: [email protected] @vervetla
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
818K Followers 5K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Jake @Alamo_Jake
87 Followers 432 Following
Ryan Simpson @rtsimp
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Matt Reyes @mattreyes
1K Followers 525 Following Take your time but hurry up. Native Far West Texan. Views are my own.
The Ringer Wrestling ... @ringerwrestling
11K Followers 423 Following The @Ringer's home for pro wrestling feat. @DavidShoemaker, @kazeem, @cruzkontrol & @brianhwaters!
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.8M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce
195K Followers 4K Following Feed from The Politics Blog with Charles P. Pierce, Retweets don't (necessarily) mean endorsements. Grand-Da to John Victor. Aging epee hack. Ringsend Cowboy
Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler
7.2M Followers 595 Following #LittleBigBitchTour on sale now | Listen to Dear Chelsea Season 4 | Revolution is streaming now on @netflix
kang @jaycaspiankang
63K Followers 5K Following co-Host of Time to Say Goodbye @ttsgpod. on book leave.
Arturo Torres @arturodraws
30K Followers 1K Following Benny & Nico’s Father — Susan’s Husband —4x New York Times Best Seller — internationally renowned — Illustrator — HOT AF. [email protected] for hired work.
W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell
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Kevin @FightOwensFight
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Myths and Legends® @MythsAndLegends
15K Followers 67 Following Podcast by @ThatJasonWeiser & @CarissaWeiser Apple Podcasts: https://t.co/ytjCPBG70n This account is reposts of https://t.co/sNR8RFht5w
Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA
323K Followers 904 Following I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonistTrends for United States
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