snake_dad @daggerbyte
Sheboygan’s wayward poet Illinois Joined April 2010-
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Tranquil oil on canvas of future me upon the “hood” (space cars do not have need for a hood, much like biological xy male genitalia) of my open air vehicle on Mars dicking down my special edition SpaceX printed HogSucker®—an improvement upon the inferior Earth product Fleshlight®
Tranquil oil on canvas of future me upon the “hood” (space cars do not have need for a hood, much like biological xy male genitalia) of my open air vehicle on Mars dicking down my special edition SpaceX printed HogSucker®—an improvement upon the inferior Earth product Fleshlight®
Beating my dick off of its hook at a picture of elon musk inventing comedy
snake_dad retweeted
my dick is a “grower” in that it grows on you how small it is. you get used to how small it is and actually start to like that it’s small. it doesn’t grow to be big
snake_dad retweeted
I'm A VERY SICK LADY..I HAVE PARASITIC WORM INFECTIONS .CONSTIPATION S, HERNIA.FROM Leesa Scalise POISONED ME WITH CAT, DOG, PIGEONSHIT, Scalise SHIT,AJAX WITH BLEACH,but SATAN FUCKER HORNY DOG WAREWOLF FUCKER Leesa SCALISE ACCUSES ME ON THE STREET! forgive I got to show.I REST
I am in dick sucking hell—a separate hell where you can either only or never suck dick depending on lifestyle
snake_dad retweeted
when i say i want to be swept away i mean i want to have sex with the brooms from fantasia
Microsoft making me suck a huge dick of an update this morning. 30 mins now completely clogged sucking and riding on this fucking update.
If you zoom in on TS’s tuchus as one does you can see chainmail imprints on her skin
Had a dream that I bought a frozen squirrel and ran it under hot water to unfreeze it and it came alive! What’s that one mean
This is me btw
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