lars T . hugh @dampHandshake
its freedom of speech to say that elon musk is the human embodiment of an uncomfortably rocky dense turd oregon Joined November 2011-
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I have come to the realization that my dreams are a form of AI as they often feature humans with 6 fingers and distorted sloppy faces and images of unrealistically perfectly symmetrical stacks of pancakes with syrup and strawberries on top and I don’t even really like pancakes .
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me: will you be angry if I watch johnny tsunami again wife: it’s fine I don’t know what that even is Me, angry at my wife for not knowing johnny tsunami: please sit down we have to talk
hes fucking back
when I have to take a dump somewhere that is not my own bidet equipped bathroom
taken 2: taken again: you thought this ho would learn not to trust shady himbos by the airport
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Yeah man that sucks.
Yeah man that sucks. https://t.co/8UxCFPqod8
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.@PapaJohns me and my wife and her boyfriend are all MAGA supporters of truth but she hasn’t been in the mood since your sweaty Italian hairline has been on TV Commercials please help our sex libido
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