Dan Dillon @dandillondev

Developer. Entrepreneur. Aerospace Engineer. Songwriter. Father to 4 crazies. CEO and co-founder of @Not_the_bee. CTO and Co-Owner of @thebabylonbee. middaysons.com Jupiter, FL Joined November 2009

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Takes @NTBTakes

11 hours ago

The anti hate speech law is an antidote more dangerous than the disease.

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Peloton has been billing an expired credit card of mine (which I didn't even realize was possible) for over 2 years. I guess that's the type of thing companies resort to when their stock has dropped 99% in less than 4 years.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

a week ago

Wow

Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee

a week ago

Wow

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Takes @NTBTakes

2 weeks ago

Harvard's Claudine Gay is now teaching an ethics course on research (for real). As a professor, I have thoughts on this historic level of academic irony. notthebee.com/takes/intellec… notthebee.com/takes/intellec…

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

2 weeks ago

We’re obsessed with the latest tech and gadgets but honestly the most incredible thing in the world is how a caterpillar goes in a sleeping bag and comes out as a butterfly.

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

2 weeks ago

This instructions for this JBL speaker, which are stored inside the box, show you how to open the box. 🤔

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Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee

3 weeks ago

Alright last one I promise.

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

3 weeks ago

Well, Tiger didn’t win. But we did get a good meme template out of it.

Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee

3 weeks ago

Well, Tiger didn’t win. But we did get a good meme template out of it.

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

3 weeks ago

ChatGPT told me this but I don’t think it’s true. It didn’t even ask how many beers per hole I was planning to drink.

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

3 weeks ago

I don’t know guys, Tesla FSD 12.3 is a step back for me. My car can’t stay centered in a lane and almost always seeks out curbs like a heat seeking missile. It won’t hold a constant speed and still can’t u-turn, but now it actually tries and gets stuck. Worst of all I can’t just…

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

3 weeks ago

People are talking about the Apple Vision Pro and how it’s failed to make an impact. It’s true. But it’s not because it’s a bad product. It’s actually a very good product, but in a very bad product category.

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

3 weeks ago

Ok so Tiger’s odds aren’t looking great at the moment but that wasn’t a terrible first round. Let’s see if he can put some magic together in round 2.

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

3 weeks ago

One of the dumbest things is that you have to have a physical copy of your vehicle registration when you get pulled over. Why? The cops obviously have that info in their database. Is it just a ploy to write more tickets using the remnant of a system before computers?

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Dan Dillon @dandillondev

3 weeks ago

There should be a dating app where everybody meets up in large groups once a week, like maybe on Sunday when people don't have work, and then they break off into smaller groups where the young adults can intermingle and flirt with each other in a safe, loving environment.