danhack @danhack

Dad jokes, heavy metal, and everything in between. mixcloud.com/daniel-semelha… Minneapolis, MN Joined March 2011

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Minnesota Vikings @Vikings

2 years ago

We needed every last guy today. #Skol

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Zach @DadInFlorida

2 years ago

Colorado trip was amazing. Seeing @GregoryAIsakov , hiking up quandary with best friends. Thank you @danhack for making this video.

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Minnesota Vikings @Vikings

3 years ago

WHAT A GAME!

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danhack @danhack

3 years ago

Did I just hear @aperfectcircle on @FOXSports for the @Vikings @packers game?!? What is happening in this world. #mnvikings #Vikings #Packers #FootballSunday

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danhack @danhack

4 years ago

When you’re trying to have a conversation with other parents while your kids are playing in the same room. #verizonhalftime #KCvsCIN #KCChiefs #ChiefsKingdom #Bengals #BengalsvsChiefs

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WORKAHOLICS @WorkaholicsCC

5 years ago

It's #311Day, but try and keep it together, dudes.

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

Who hired the “fight” hypermix Youtube editor? This trial is wild. #FormerPresidentTrump #ImpeachmentTrial2

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

Today was the most insane market day I have ever seen. $GME $RGLS $AMC $BB

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Elite Ink @EIMinnesota

5 years ago

If Adam Thielen scores 2+ touchdowns and the Vikings win today, we'll give an Adam Thielen autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

Joe’s just Biden his time, while Donald’s tryin to Trump the system. #ElectionResults2020 #PresidentialElection

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

Anybody snow what’s going on in Minnesota? ❄️ #snowstorm #why #2020sucks #Minnesnowta #Minnesota

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

This debate was directed by the Safdie brothers. @JOSH_BENNY

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

Just now, after years of listening to @Alanis, I found out that ‘You Outta Know’ doesn’t actually mention a “cross-eyed bear.” #wronglyrics #alanismorissette #jaggedlittlepill #yououttaknow

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

I’m stirring my macaroni and cheese longer than I should be. Thanks, @iamcardib . #wap #CardiB #macaroniandcheese

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

Cleaning up @Magnatiles is therapeutic. My kids should try it sometime.

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danhack @danhack

5 years ago

Floored.

Chris Cornell @chriscornell

5 years ago

Floored.

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danhack @danhack

6 years ago

Me: *Returns sandpaper at @AceHardware Cashier: What, this didn’t work as toilet paper? #CoronavirusPandemic #coronapocolypse #ToiletPaperPanic

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NEON @neonrated

6 years ago

Understandable, he can't read. #Parasite #BestPicture #Bong2020

Claudia Koerner @ClaudiaKoerner

6 years ago

Understandable, he can't read. #Parasite #BestPicture #Bong2020

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danhack @danhack

6 years ago

When will we see the day when you can write MS-DOS batch files in VR? I need practicality here people.

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danhack @danhack

6 years ago

I feel good about letting my children listen to @LilNasX’s ‘Old Town Road’ on repeat. Its a genre defying gem, and a subtle way to expose them to @trent_reznor @nineinchnails.