dani @dani_all_over

Chicago, IL Joined April 2013

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Unemployed Astronaut @MilfParade

2 years ago

Remembering a girl I used to work with who didn’t believe in dinosaurs, not for religious reasons but bc “It’s just so silly…” Any time I tried to get her to elaborate, she’d be like “I mean…big monsters? Like…” and mime being a T-Rex until she was giggling too much to breathe

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Princess Brielle FINDOM @WorshipBriellex

2 years ago

@doitmuvaaa

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People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil

3 years ago

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i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla

3 years ago

one time a married guy was hitting on me. I was uncomfortable, so I not-really-jokingly said that I'm not worth ruining a marriage over. and he got upset and said "That's a terrible thing to say about yourself." like my low self-esteem was the problem there.

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

3 years ago

The Dogs of 2022

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ICE T @FINALLEVEL

3 years ago

Musk spent 44Billion and I can still Block him... lol... I'll probably get Banned for that Tweet.

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brent @murrman5

3 years ago

[holding newborn as the nurses stitch my wife back up, change her sheets, inject her with pain meds, explain she needs a transfusion bc she lost a lot of blood during the 37 hour labour] we should name him after me

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David Hoang @davidhoang

3 years ago

Millennials de-escalate by adding "lol" at the end of everything. AIM tendencies.

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dani @dani_all_over

3 years ago

WeekendPayouts.com/?userid=378320

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whoisfox @FoxRoss

3 years ago

Oh and if you loved @theannalamadrid (Rehearsal’s practice Angela) then here’s your chance to show more support!

whoisfox @FoxRoss

3 years ago

Oh and if you loved @theannalamadrid (Rehearsal’s practice Angela) then here’s your chance to show more support!

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Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain

3 years ago

Apparently both men and women find a “sense of humour” attractive in romantic partners, but they define it very differently. Women think someone has a sense of humour when the person can make them laugh, men define a sense of humour as someone who laughs at their jokes

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Chicago Reader @Chicago_Reader

3 years ago

🧵 Chicago rapper, comedian, and activist @MOHAVVKJOHNSON had been on house arrest for nearly two years when a judge removed him from electronic monitoring last week. @imLeor checked in on Johnson for the latest update--his case still hasn't gone to trial. chicagoreader.com/news-politics/…