Daniel @daniel_is_swell

you could stop at five or six stores, or just one Chicago, IL Joined November 2016

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City of Chicago @chicago

5 years ago

Fill out the Census with the same enthusiasm that someone from Schaumburg has when they say they're from Chicago. my2020census.gov

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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

6 years ago

BONG ♥ BONG ♥ BONG ♥ BONG ♥

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The Onion @TheOnion

6 years ago

College Still Looking For Absolute Saddest Place On Campus To Hold Transfer Student Orientation trib.al/JRNEJnI

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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

6 years ago

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Flex Seal @GetFlexSeal

7 years ago

Good Morning Flex Fans. Let's get that bread! 🍞 #FlexOn

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whalefact @awhalefact

7 years ago

please don’t invite a whale to your house because it will not fit

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Daniel @daniel_is_swell

7 years ago

You can tell it’s an aspen tree because of the way it is

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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

7 years ago

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collin @guyschoiceaward

7 years ago

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

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Big Ben @big_ben_clock

7 years ago

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SUE the T. rex 🦖 @SUEtheTrex

8 years ago

Today our conservators are working on D A T B O O T Y

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MoonPie @MoonPie

8 years ago

Imagine ( if you will ) a magic carpet but instead of a carpet it is an enormous MoonPie that flies you to work or a court date or both if you are a judge

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Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson

8 years ago

Rule one on social media. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever make a joke. Because no-one will get it.

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1994 Subaru Outback @Sadieisonfire

8 years ago

Mfs who call it Cali instead of California went there one time when they were 7 for a family vacation. They live in Minnesota and say “west coast best coast” when it’s the only coast they’ve been to. One time

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Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan

8 years ago

Getting kinda cold out here sitting with my red wine and my dogs,72 is cold brother HH

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✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam

8 years ago

My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"