Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

There's a reason my nickname is Dan Johnson. Minneapolis, MN Joined February 2009

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

4 years ago

The volume and frequency of sub-1-minute needle drops in the 2000 Keanu Reeves football movie The Replacements is almost disorienting.

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

4 years ago

I'm mostly surprised that 30 people decided to actually go to Best Buy.

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

4 years ago

The only possible silver lining of TikTok is the hope that it becomes a machine that repeatedly produces the headline "Stupid Babies Discover that 20-Year-Old Song Objectively Honks." #NoChildren

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

4 years ago

AmI crazy or is @MrGeorgeWallace the only person using this website correctly?

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I heard on @blankcheckpod that Bruckheimer claimed the reason there's no 3rd National Treasure movie is that Disney couldn't monetize the IP across to any other media platforms. Let me help: National Treasure: The Hall of Presidents I eagerly await my development deal.

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

4 years ago

Remember that weird thing like 10 years ago where popular culture decided that "fairy tales" was going to be the new "superheroes"?

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

4 years ago

There's a saying in journalism that if a headline is a yes/no question, the answer is always "No." I think there's a corolary in media reporting that if a headline is "Everything we know about [anticipated movie/show/game]" the answer is "Basically 0. Not even the release date."

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

That 70s show premiered in 1998 and was set in 1976. The theme song was a single released 4 years earlier in 1972. By my math, that means that a version of That 70s Show premiering today would feature a song from 1995. I ask you, Twitter: What is the correct song?

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

Weird. At the inauguration, the new US Poet Laureate referenced the musical Hamilton, which at several points references the TV show The West Wing, perhaps most prominently in the song "The Schuyler Sisters" which quotes from the season 3 West Wing episode "The US Poet Laureate."

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

That fly is the Ken Bone of this campaign.

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

Apparently Twitter has a rule against saying that you hope Trump dies. Fortunately, they do not have a rule against subtext.

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

It occurs to me that if cops are going to continue to fabricate stories about being mistreated by service industry employees as fast as the media can credulously report them, we really can start spitting in their food with no negative repercussions to our political goals.

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

It's nice that all the latently racist boomers and woke millenials on NextDoor can occasionally come together to complain about fireworks.

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

I think it's safe to say that you don't get to call basic social services a "nanny state" if your response to a state-enforced bed time is to run quick upstairs and put on your jammies like a good boy.

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

Imagine you're a teacher, and you're having trouble teaching your class because every time you start a lesson, a kid in the back shouts "MY MOM HITS ME." Teaching is important, and something should be done to end the disruption, but would your solution be to call the kids mom?

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Dan Johnson @danielajohnson

5 years ago

Okay, for real, you guys, remember 5 years ago? It seemed pretty great. I think the "Make America Great Again" slogan finally makes sense. Can we just take it? But like (and I'm just spitballing here) maybe our hats are blue?