Dan Swift @dannyswift89

Joined January 2019

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

11 months ago

Seen some bad united performances in the last few years but this one tops it ten Haag is definitely walking on fin ice now 100 million + in a transfer window and your playing average right at left back fuck me

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Perri Bethell @PerriBethell

2 years ago

12 of us doing the longest day golf challenge this year for a great cause, 72 holes in one day (4rounds) We've got @ManCity @ManUtd @WestHam @LiverpoolFC fans doing it. longestdaygolf.macmillan.org.uk/Team/12boys1cup Any donations welcome Please retweet blues

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

3 years ago

100 % @markmills87 this. Stood behind me on pye grove in - 5 conditions throwing mud balls at my head.

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ScotP09 @scotp09

3 years ago

If @talkSPORT do not sack Trevor Sinclair then it's #BoycottTalksport

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

3 years ago

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

This is how @tjcrossley1988 was walking around when his back went last week @smurf1989mcfc

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

Felt like I was watching the game on match of the day and already knew the score from start to finish #smurfiswalkingtofootyinthemorning

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

This is how I look at @smurf1989mcfc when I’m sipping my pint and he finally asked if I want another

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

Get this stare off my old man every time I have a beer

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

Claire and @Leon1611H on mad one on Sunday

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

Not heard anything from @smurf1989mcfc since Saturday morning if you see this pal I just want to make sure your alright

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

Me catching @smurf1989mcfc in a choke slam when he tries the frog splash

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4 years ago

Me catching @smurf1989mcfc in a choke slam when he tries the frog splash

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Red Issue @RedIssue

4 years ago

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

My missus throwing me back down stairs when I get home after England vs Scotland

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4 years ago

My missus throwing me back down stairs when I get home after England vs Scotland

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

4 years ago

Fuck knows how son managed to recover from that savage dig to go and score

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

5 years ago

Toms fuming another dildo delivered to the wrong house @YodelOnline how would you like it if you had to go knocking on all your neighbours houses to get your dildo back

Tom Barnett @TommyBarnett69

5 years ago

Toms fuming another dildo delivered to the wrong house @YodelOnline how would you like it if you had to go knocking on all your neighbours houses to get your dildo back

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Dan Swift @dannyswift89

5 years ago

Don’t think my missus understood how much that result pissed me off till she come down to a few bottles of empty wine and Jeff Buckley Hallelujah playing on the tele