Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

SQL Admin, ETL developer, BI Architect, wearer of too many hats Baltimore, MD Joined August 2014

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

3 years ago

The way I live my life, there's a non-zero chance I could die at the hands of a raccoon that I decided to rescue from a trashcan

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Capital Weather Gang @capitalweather

4 years ago

Here's a last check of the models as the first flakes arrive in the DC area. Feeling pretty confident that most spots see 1-3". Updates: wapo.st/3Gyxzm0

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WUSA9 @wusa9

5 years ago

The Giant Pandas at the @NationalZoo are enjoying DC's snow storm. The video shows slides, somersaults and pure panda joy from Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! wusa9.com

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

5 years ago

Day 300 of quarantine I cut my toe and started talking to it. So, yeah, 2021 is definitely better than 2020.

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

5 years ago

Well, this didn't age well...

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I'm in the middle of a project that is taking insane hrs. The other evening I called my boss & had this convo: "What can I do? Should I log in?" "You know when you're driving on a long road trip & you want the passenger to talk so you stay awake?" "I can do that!" And she did.

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

5 years ago

Made a new friend today

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

5 years ago

Went on my end of day walk and happened upon this

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

5 years ago

Cat is currently asking, "if food is put in my bowl while I'm outside does it really count as food?"

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

5 years ago

Woke up, got coffee, sat down at my desk and found : 1) my computer in airplane mode 2) Bluetooth turned on 3) scroll lock turned on in Excel I live with cats and have questions. The first of which is, where is the scroll lock setting in Excel?

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

6 years ago

Got up to make coffee, returned to find I had been replaced

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

6 years ago

Has anyone deployed a dacpac file in SSIS using a C# script component? I have DacServices working in a console app but the same code dies in SSIS script component. 😕 #sqlhelp #SQLServer

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

6 years ago

Between 12/31/2019 and 1/1/2020 I lost access to a DB & a VM in different environments - Y2.02K?

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Alison Kramer @dataElucidator

6 years ago

Hey #sqlfamily - has anyone negotiated a SLA from an application vendor to ensure data access for warehousing? I'm thinking something along the lines of, "will provide access to any data element available on the front end within x months of a request"