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please stop encouraging him. everything he does now is balls. performance review? balls. expense report? balls. status updates? balls.
please stop encouraging him. everything he does now is balls. performance review? balls. expense report? balls. status updates? balls.
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Embrace being a crud monkey
Embrace being a crud monkey https://t.co/YjMfjONuAE
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"Maybe you could tell me how to improve my database performance. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever."
"Maybe you could tell me how to improve my database performance. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever."
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@isamlambert There’s a lesson here. Neon and mongo have shown us even if you lose data you can still get extremely rich.
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average postgres user
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PgDog is set to replace HAProxy + PgBouncer and redefine PostgreSQL scaling — with database sharding. This isn’t just an upgrade, it’s a game-changer. Coming soon in Autobase 3.0
PgDog is set to replace HAProxy + PgBouncer and redefine PostgreSQL scaling — with database sharding. This isn’t just an upgrade, it’s a game-changer. Coming soon in Autobase 3.0
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Watching Gaal sacrifice a whole planet with its inhabitants like they're pawns and trying to justify it. #Foundation
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@Dr_Singularity AI slop doesn't change the world - it polutes it!
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There’s something deeply Don Quixote-esque about Trump’s obsessive war on windmills.
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Would you vote for him?
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4GB on Linux vs. 16GB on Windows
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Hey, Satan!
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a reminder that PlanetScale runs more disaggregated storage and compute than all the other postgres startups combined and we still don’t recommend it! planetscale.com/blog/the-real-…
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Happy DBA Appreciation Day everyone! #DBADay #DBAAppreciationDay DBA Day read, based on true story (with some Artistic freedom). medium.com/@drunkdba/the-…
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how I spend my evenings these days
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@AvgDatabaseCEO has one of the funniest pricing tiers I have seen in a bit, made me laugh cause I was surprised this is official
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plot twist: @AvgDatabaseCEO is Soham Parekh
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