Barbie. @datdobrev
I don't really give a fuck, and my excuse is that I'm young. Joined August 2011-
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ur show SUCKS sensoring is for losers RT @KindaLights: @datdobrev u criticzing my ho wbitch
aw baby i wont forget to mention you in my speech xoxo MY INSPIRATION RT @KindaLights: lani, i think this sums it up media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu7ozx5…
Author's note: hei yal ei ruly hop u enjoid dat heheh mor 2 cum s0n xoxo gnit amricA
I smile and think happy sloth thoughts. Then I go back to listening to music, and AIM with @KindaLights. THE END.
I feel very proud for completing this quest. And it was a tough one, too. Hopefully I won't have to do another one for a while.
I stroll like a troll back to my bed, and pull the covers over my head just in case Mariah Yeater is coming to rape me.
After brushing for 1:59 seconds, I rinse my mouth & look in the mirror. In the reflection, I see a sexy sloth. Life is good.
I sigh again, wishing that instead of a tooth brush in my mouth, it was @KindaLights's dick. Oh well. Hopefully I'll see her this summer.
I grab for my tooth paste and tooth brush. Ugh. I hate mint. I reluctantly put it in my mouth and start brushing like a good little girl.
After this, I head back to my room, but I decide to brush my teeth again, because I was eating Kit-Kats in bed (fUck da Polieeccc).
I sigh, assuming it was my faggy dog. I open the cabinet & find some new paper & open it, hopefully soft enough so I don't wake anyone.
After I'm satisfied I reach for the toilet paper and fine that IT IS MISSING!!!! But I just replaced it yesterday. Where could it go?
I pull down my pants and sigh as my pee tinkles into the toilet. (NOTE THAT I DO NOT SENSOR ANYTHING, UNLIKE @KindaLights LAME ASS SHOW).
I'm afraid to turn on the lights, if my parents woke up I'd be dead sloth meat. Tip toeing along the cold tile I feel my way to the toilet.
I accidentally trip over a toy my fucking slutty ass dog left lying around, and mummer some curse words while stumbling into the bathroom.
I quietly get out of my bed and tip toe down the hall. I hear my mom snoring lightly. I snicker and continue down the hall.
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