Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

Proud American! If you don't want to (M)ake (A)merica (G)reat (A)gain then you should booger off! Indianapolis, IN Joined October 2015

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

2 weeks ago

I found this guy pretty funny! Made me laugh. #RIP sir, rest easy! facebook.com/share/p/176iwC…

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3 weeks ago

If you're out doing wrong in Washington DC and you see this guy. Well, you're about to have a really bad day! Us older people will know who this is and what he was! 😄 #washingtonDC #nationalguard #gogetthem

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

3 weeks ago

Play stupid games ... win stupid prizes! @MoronFinder1 there one in this story! fox59.com/news/docs-indi…

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

4 weeks ago

Hate to show my age but .... #RIP #daniellespencer If you don't know who she is, she was the sassy, smart alec from the TV Sitcom show "What's Happening?!" Shame she was only 60. Cancer is a greedy disease that takes people way too soon! 😢 #whatshappening

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

4 weeks ago

Well, at least his has money for his commissaryy! 🤷‍♂️🙄

internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

4 weeks ago

Well, at least his has money for his commissaryy! 🤷‍♂️🙄

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

4 weeks ago

If I didn't read the post I would have sworn this was #Indianapolis The #indy potholes are ..... FOR REAL!!

Rieb van Janbeeck @RiebvJanbeeck

4 weeks ago

If I didn't read the post I would have sworn this was #Indianapolis The #indy potholes are ..... FOR REAL!!

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

4 weeks ago

The world became a sadder place after his passing. His comedy style was second to no one's! Miss you Mac Man!

AuxGod @TheOXGod

4 weeks ago

The world became a sadder place after his passing. His comedy style was second to no one's! Miss you Mac Man!

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

a month ago

#RIP #LoniAnderson Man, this is turn out to be a really sucky two months!

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a month ago

How the hell are ya?!

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

a month ago

Would this be good to remove street protesters from blocking traffic? 😁 youtu.be/PHH2X7x8A3c?si…

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

2 months ago

#RIP Malcolm. Malcom Jamal Warner dead at 54. Gonna miss Theo and later in life The Raptor from the TV show The Resident. This stuff sucks. #malcomjamalwarner

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

2 months ago

I hope that Trump tariffs the shit out of China! We need to start making our own stuff! I really hope it cripples @Ford for their own ignorance!

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2 months ago

This is what I voted for ... and more! I want to win .. EVERY DAY!

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

2 months ago

This is what I voted for ... and more! I want to win .. EVERY DAY!

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

2 months ago

I'd like to thank Russell Casse for saving us on this Independence Day. If it were not for his sacrifice, we'd all be atomized by now! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #IndependenceDay #russelcasse #randyquaid #july4th2025

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Sir Fig Newton 💯🇺🇲 @dave0matic

2 months ago

MF @Ford has got life bent! For a daytime running light that is out! Non-serviceable bulb! 🐂💩 This should have been a bulb that would have cost between $5-$50. The whole freak'n front bumper has to come off to pull the headlight assembly. Garbage!