Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck

I'm just an old man having a slice of fun pie. he/him Joined April 2011

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm

2 years ago

often terrorism works adage.com/article/market…

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Shae Reloaded @judgementshae

3 years ago

you're telling me most people remember their childhoods? it's not normal to have occasional single memories with years of nothing and a general feeling of unease?

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Cody Johnston @drmistercody

3 years ago

I actually have lots of clothes but let me know if you think I don't have any and I'll make sure to get some.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

I actually have lots of clothes but let me know if you think I don't have any and I'll make sure to get some.

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LegalEagle @LegalEagle

3 years ago

This is the social media equivalent of stopping withdrawals during a bank run.

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Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck

3 years ago

At this point I'd be surprised if Twitter is even capable of implementing the fail whale.

Jessica Hagy @jessicahagy

3 years ago

At this point I'd be surprised if Twitter is even capable of implementing the fail whale.

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CDC Centers for Disease Control (parody acct) @CDCgov_parody

3 years ago

What does it mean when we say a pathogen is airborne? It means you inhale it through your nose & mouth. It lingers in the air even after people have left a specific area or room. This is why a high quality mask prevents you from catching an airborne illness.

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Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck

3 years ago

This is the only moment that I've regretted that I no longer work at Twitter. Imagine getting fired for speech on Twitter by the guy who claims he bought Twitter to make speech more free.

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Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer

3 years ago

"Free speech absolutist" always means, "I get to say whatever I want, but you? Not so much."

Casey Newton @CaseyNewton

3 years ago

"Free speech absolutist" always means, "I get to say whatever I want, but you? Not so much."

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Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck

3 years ago

Hopefully they keep someone who knows how to revive the fail whale.

Boosterman @Normal_n_Online

3 years ago

Hopefully they keep someone who knows how to revive the fail whale.

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Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck

3 years ago

I was holding out hope that the deal wouldn't go through, then I checked the account that used to have my Twitter stock 😭

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Jesse McLaren @McJesse

3 years ago

Elon Musk taking over Twitter feels like somebody took a poop in the glass of pee I was drinking.

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Luke @qLxke_

3 years ago

I HAVE IMPORTANT INFORMATION, YADDLE SPEAKS NORMALLY IN THE NEW STAR WARS SHOW WHICH MEANS YODA IS JUST A GOOFY LITTLE GOBLIN TALKING IN RIDDLES FOR THE FUN OF IT

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Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck

3 years ago

I'll miss Twitter, but it's probably for the best that one of the few people who would drive me off is buying it.

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Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck

3 years ago

This is the best argument against returning to the office.

Sydney @sydneyelainexo

3 years ago

This is the best argument against returning to the office.

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Dave Buchfuhrer @daveFNbuck

3 years ago

Anyone interested in making a competing Tweeter service that only shows you twee shit? I just want to see webcomics about animals who love their friends.