Dave Player @dave_player

Lawyer. LUFC & #HornsUp. I am his Highness’ dog at Kew. Dallas, TX Joined June 2009

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Aidan Nunley @AidanNunley5

7 months ago

https://t.co/afomr2HzRB

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Cardiff City FC @CardiffCityFC

8 months ago

Full-time at Elland Road. #CityAsOne | @quinnbet

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jackson @cheaperby12film

9 months ago

ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like margaret qualley oh-oh, and I'm also demi moore

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Dave Player @dave_player

9 months ago

Make sure to watch Vanderbilt today in the Birmingham Bowl we gotta support the confer-HAHAHAHAHA no no I tried really. #HookEm

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Dave Player @dave_player

9 months ago

Going down I-20 and saw 20+ feral hogs rutting around on the side of the highway. That’s a first for me. Thinking, where’s an AR15 when you finally need one?

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Dave Player @dave_player

11 months ago

Live look-in at Netflix HQ right now:

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Jack was the biggest, little fan @LUFC We’ll be celebrating his life on 12 minutes against @QPR on Saturday. Grateful for retweets to honour this fabulous boy & his loving family at the hardest of times. Thank you. RIP Jack 🤍💛💙 #lufc #qpr

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Texas Football @TexasFootball

12 months ago

GREAT DAY TO BE A LONGHORN 🤘

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MrPaulRobinson @MrPaulRobinson

a year ago

Monday

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Dave Player @dave_player

a year ago

Ok climate change activists, if the Earth really is warming then how come it’s MID-SEPTEMBER and I just saw my first Halloween yard inflatable??

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Fergus Cullen @FergusCullen

a year ago

@moseskagan Read the paper, things have never been worse. Read history, things have never been better

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Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB

a year ago

Texas giving strong “they signed up for 60” vibes

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Matt Brown @MattBrownEP

a year ago

Texas is blowing out Michigan because Texas grads know more World War II facts than Michigan grads

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Dave Player @dave_player

a year ago

We’ve reached the stage w/ the 3yo where every bedtime has become a negotiation (I want water, I need potty, etc.). I have 10 years as a practicing attorney. In the past 6 years I’ve personally closed $4B+ in PE investments. But I am getting absolutely COOKED rn.

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Johns Hopkins Medicine @HopkinsMedicine

a year ago

Congratulations to Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine Ph.D. student Sarah Voss, who is among five winners of the Lasker Foundation 2024 international essay contest. Learn more here: bit.ly/4cOSoti

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Dave Player @dave_player

a year ago

You think the worst part about raising toddlers is the potty-training. But then you get to the stage where they start eating fish sticks and suddenly your whole house smells like microwaved haddock.

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Dave Player @dave_player

a year ago

Working from home in Texas be all “Oh yikes, looks like it’s about to rain.” **right-click** **Save to Desktop**

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Dave Player @dave_player

a year ago

I’d just finished explaining to the 3yo that he shouldn’t take toys away from his baby brother while he’s playing with them, but then what does @_delconte go off and do? Making it hard out here for a parent. Oh well, #HookEm