daveymatey @daveymatey

We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles! daveymatey.com Edinburgh Joined July 2008

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Queer Latifah 🥂 @TheAfrocentricI

2 months ago

The saddest part about Malcolm-Jamal Warner’s passing is that there’s a whole generation that will never see his early acting brilliance on the Cosby Show because of what that terrible man did. They won’t be able to watch reruns or watch it on streaming to truly appreciate him 🥺

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stepfanie tyler @wildbarestepf

2 months ago

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zee⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @tisthezenseason

2 months ago

chris martin after the show ended

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Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong_

2 months ago

coldplay has provided me more entertainment in the past 24 hours than they have in their entire musical career.

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Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209

2 months ago

Man ALL YOU HAD TO DO was no-sell it. If you hadn't gone down like you'd been shot, nobody would've ever known. What, you think your spouses are sat at home watching Coldplay jumbotron footage??? You've absolutely played yourselves.

Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls

2 months ago

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Dr. Literaleigh A. Pheline 🇺🇸🐈‍⬛🇺🇸 @Sarcasmcat24

2 months ago

Ah, what a peaceful morning. My wife went to a Coldplay concert with her boss last night, so she's sleeping in. Just about to get on social media, but I have a good feeling about today 😙

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Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling

2 months ago

I'm sorry but someone had to do it

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limp brittzkit @Brittymigs

2 months ago

going on a date tonight to see coldplay with my special guy :) hope nothing weird or bad happens

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Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC

2 months ago

I should never have to do another mandatory HR training again after this bullshit

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Trophy Knife @sarah1mc

2 months ago

Only eight more hours of Coldplay jokes to go.

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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_

2 months ago

the Streisand effect always delivers because I simply would not have cared about to two old white people at a Coldplay concert and now here I am invested in their torrid affair

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Boo @IzaBooboo

2 months ago

Is anyone at all surprised that the head of HR at a major corporation behaved in a totally inappropriate manner that would subject anyone else to disciplinary action?

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Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee

2 months ago

This is outdated. Coldplay now holds the record for most expensive concert ticket ever sold.

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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA

2 months ago

Never ask; - A woman her age - A man his salary - HR about their own HR violations

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Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital

2 months ago

It was a long con all along! 😮😂

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Tony X @soIoucity

2 months ago

This would be a non story if they didn't react. You gotta act like you belong!! That's how I've been getting free breakfast at the Hilton down the street for the past 2 weeks.

Pop Base @PopBase

2 months ago

This would be a non story if they didn't react. You gotta act like you belong!! That's how I've been getting free breakfast at the Hilton down the street for the past 2 weeks.

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hannah @dumbandfunn

2 months ago

do we think they both called out of work today…

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Spinal Tap @SpinalTap

2 months ago

To the spouses who found out they were being cheated on via the Coldplay jumbotron: sorry to hear that. Come see Spinal Tap. We promise no jumbotrons, just ear damage and emotional closure.