David M @david99mac

London, England Joined August 2021

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David M @david99mac

4 days ago

Just a dog in a bag on a bike ❤️

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2 weeks ago

Urban fox of the night chilling in SW London! #FoxOfTheDay

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David M @david99mac

a month ago

I wonder who's to blame for this pricing nightmare 🤔

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a month ago

I never knew that doggie backpacks were a thing 🤔

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a month ago

Sunday is long run day. Going for my 21km PB👍

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When they ask me what I think the future is for AI, I tell them it's for creating pictures of my cat dressed as great historical figures. Here's Buddy pretending to be Admiral Nelson on HMS Victory albeit with both front paws intact!

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a month ago

People on the treadmill in the gym, walking on an incline whilst holding onto the top of the machine - what exactly are you trying to achieve?

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David M @david99mac

a month ago

I'm always amazed by the amount of estate agents on Rightmove who know that there's 971 years left in the leasehold but don't seem to have a clue what the service charge is 🤔

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David M @david99mac

a month ago

Damn those successful people, retiring early, spending their pensions and freeing up jobs for younger people. How selfish of them!! @LondonMoneyFS share.google/k1erAaZf1hrWT9…

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David M @david99mac

a month ago

Is it me or are the photos coming out of Gaza starting to look just like the photos from Belson concentration camp?

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David M @david99mac

2 months ago

One of the worst things about being 60 is people paying you compliments and then putting you in your place with the sentence 'for someone your age'

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David M @david99mac

2 months ago

Surely rather than bringing down the state pension age the government should just carry on with reducing the UKs average life expectancy. Killing two old birds with one stone so to speak...

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2 months ago

Surely rather than bringing down the state pension age the government should just carry on with reducing the UKs average life expectancy. Killing two old birds with one stone so to speak...

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David M @david99mac

2 months ago

Sunday long run in the gym 👍

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David M @david99mac

2 months ago

I know it's not the PC thing to say but womens football really should be shown in the comedy channel 😔

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David M @david99mac

2 months ago

Pubs charging £7.80 for a pint and then the machine asks you if you want to leave a tip. London I love you but you're bringing me down

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David M @david99mac

2 months ago

Spacious studio flat with amazing views 🤣

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David M @david99mac

2 months ago

How on earth in the world of AI does an airliner let someone turn the fuel off to both engines just after take off without at least some kind of alarm going off? Also what situation would ever warrant the fuel being turned off to both engines at the same time at low altitude???

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David M @david99mac

2 months ago

I was getting a can of coke from the supermarket next to Battersea power station and happened to notice their selection of wines. Slightly better than the local Sainsbury's 🤣