davesprite @david_spriticus
its just davesprite not dave sprite | because who doesnt need more stereotypically sadstuck characters on here originally: a life Joined May 2014-
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if i eat a hardboiled egg is that technically cannibalism
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im having to eat peanut butter and crackers what kind of fourth is this
"@fart_robot: RT @david_spriticus if a fart is warm, you know its bad. FART ROBOT APPROVES." good
dave #thingsdaveshouldputinhisbutt create an anal paradox
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get eren to look at all the big ass trees
why are fishermen so good at opera singing theyre great with their high c's
what do you call someone whos had three boyfriends all named william a tax collector
what do you tell someone whos going fishing seize the day
what do you call a sleepwalking nun a roman catholic
"davesprite have you ever been fisted" yeah once by pizza grew buttcheeks again just for it
why cant you hear it when a pterodactyl takes a piss the p is silent
according to tumblr anime is culture appropriation we are all going to hell but oh wait thats appropriation too oops
twitter isnt letting me post for some reason??? im having to use the shitty widget
fun fact your first time shouldnt hurt no matter who you are??? and tbh if its anal it only will continue if you dont prep fully so there
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D Stri @RichardDickard
9 Followers 15 Following being a terrible older brother is my specialty, making up for it is my attempted pastime
Solluxander Captor @anthophiila
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TrinityMelody @ArtistOfMelody
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dave strider @araida_loves_u
214 Followers 580 Following Sup bro: @BroStriders lil sis: @stridercest88 matesprite:nope boyfriend: @dorkglasses
Vriska Serket @xScorpio_Queenx
796 Followers 1K Following It's me, the lovely Vriska. Back at it again with the smart ass comments ❤: My best friend is @WweirdFishMan 19|bi|Multiship|Humanstuck
Equius Zahhak @cT_POWERbreaker
531 Followers 774 Following D -- The pictures in his mind arose D -- And began to breathe D -- And all the gods and all the worlds D -- Began colliding on a backdrop of b100
Prince Makara @stitchedroyalty
393 Followers 613 Following Your name is KURLOZ MAKARA. You are a PRINCE. You can not wait to be KING. Life as a PRINCE is not very easy.![hey I'm dave strider please keep Lil' Cal away from me and my sick beats [#HomestuckRP] #gay #uke [Looking for John, Karkat, Jade, or Dirk!!]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/502433675536248833/mGCXy_Zu.jpeg)
Dave Strider @turntupGodhead
183 Followers 341 Following hey I'm dave strider please keep Lil' Cal away from me and my sick beats [#HomestuckRP] #gay #uke [Looking for John, Karkat, Jade, or Dirk!!]
⚜ Bro Strider ⚜ @IronicSmuppets
291 Followers 188 Following ♕ Professional Stripper ♕ ☾When you've fucked up yer entire life, is there really any goin' back?☽
Heroke Borsak @wolftamer36
406 Followers 581 Following hello there friends, im open to conversation | Maid of Void | troll oc | all quadrants open
Porrim Maryam @JadedMaid
126 Followers 49 Following There is privileged info+rmatio+n passed aro+und my circle of+ friends, and even tho+ugh it isn't my co+nsern I still hear abo+ut nearly all o+f it. {Rp}
Aranea Serket @DancestorSerket
108 Followers 59 Following Your name is ARANEA SERKET and you LOVE to tell STORIES
Vriska Serket @ArachnidsGriip
124 Followers 56 Following You are VRISKA SERKET and you are the AMAZING SPIDER 8ITCH (♡: ♢: ♧: ♤: )
Dovesprite @Dovesprite
598 Followers 522 Following 《I'll steal your breath away before you even get the chance to say, I love you》 《Joan, I'll love you forever》
Sollux Captor @amauroticOneOh
1K Followers 1K Following 0110110000110000011100110110010101110010 ♥@megidonthelamb ♦@VANTASSHOLE TrollCops:@DR4CON14NL4W
Tavros Nitram @PeanutButterTav
80 Followers 96 Following hAY I'M TAVROS, iT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, i MEAN I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TALK TO YOU, aND BE FRIENDS, i'M IN THIS WHEELCHAIR, sO IF I ROLE OVER YOUR FEET, SORRY,
(Hal)exander @autoRespondent
824 Followers 302 Following I am currently seeking an identity original to myself and separate from Dirk. My new name is Lil’ Halexander The Great Strider. You may call me “Halex.”
dave(panini)strider @KnightofFailure
868 Followers 812 Following maybe i never wanted to be the knight of time maybe id rather just be the dave of guy you know just some dude
Brobot @artificialGuard
229 Followers 128 Following I may not be bulletproof, but I was still programmed with nothing to lose. Fire away. Attempt to even graze the metal my pathetic excuse for an AI resides in.
![I thought it w̷a̧s̕ all͏ going to be o͜ḱay̢. Heh, guess I was /w̡̡̧͢͜r͘͞͏o҉̵̷͡͠ǹ̷͡͞͞g͝͝͏͢.̛͝/ [ 29 year old ghost babe ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/517491689699549184/Yx0j5LZN.jpeg)
Ghost!Dave @ironicRemnants
184 Followers 101 Following I thought it w̷a̧s̕ all͏ going to be o͜ḱay̢. Heh, guess I was /w̡̡̧͢͜r͘͞͏o҉̵̷͡͠ǹ̷͡͞͞g͝͝͏͢.̛͝/ [ 29 year old ghost babe ]
Joan Egbert @WindyHeirJoan
136 Followers 120 Following You are JOAN EGBERT the prank master who is the heir of breath, and the FEMALE JOHN EGBERT. (♥: ♦: ? ♠: ? )
Humanoid!Seagoat Dad @CapriciousLusus
161 Followers 112 Following || SoMe Of ThE bEsT MOTHERFUCKING sOnS eVeR - @ErrorGamzee & @BlueEyed_Heir || I'm SeAgOaT dAd, HoW tHe MOTHERFUCK ArE yA? ||
Davesprite @cooler_kid
651 Followers 297 Following you wanna fight? I'll leave you with a mouth full of feathers and your wounded pride |KC account|
Becquerel @G0Ddog
229 Followers 116 Following Whoops, meant good dog. | Six feet at the shoulder and 2k pounds of pure fuck-you. |
Kankri Vantas @sanctim9ni9us
2K Followers 2K Following This ain't n9 place f9r n9 her9; this ain't n9 place f9r n9 6etter man. // he/him, they/them. Grayro-ace genderqueer.
ℯridan ∂mpora @somethinwwicked
1K Followers 2K Following its a reasonable sacrifice // she/her // cw: bigotry, classism, verbal abuse, violence
davechick @ThatBirdSprite
249 Followers 101 Following fuck the poLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
Female KanKri @TRIGGEREDCHATER
288 Followers 656 Following blows whistle. TRIGGER WARNING!♥️:n/e ♦️:@Dovesprite ♠️:n/e ♣️:n/e // #muliship.\\ im als9 9 sweeps. //asthmatic\\ // fem. \\
Nepeta @FCC_Nepeta1
57 Followers 70 Following :33 FCC mommy here. Touch my Dirk you die. Touch my Vriska i hurt you. Am I purrfectly understood?![Just a silly girl in her silly world. Auspistice- @FCC_Eridan [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/473035713223860224/HbocqADi.jpeg)
Rose Lalonde @SunriseSeer1
283 Followers 618 Following Just a silly girl in her silly world. Auspistice- @FCC_Eridan [RP]
Terezi Pyrope @pyrope_pyrope
0 Followers 1 Following
KarKitten @PetStuckKarkat
291 Followers 405 Following You are Karkitten the naughty and always getting in trouble kitten you like hiding in your box and you enjoy scratches behind the ear Owner:@DaveStrider98
Alfred Jones @US_of_Bacon
264 Followers 406 Following Hi! I'm Alfred. I'm the bossest ass bitch you ever gonna meet. *snaps in z formation* | #Engaged to @Tealnvasion #multiverse |
Kurloz makara @ErrorKurloz
143 Followers 154 Following {HELLO MOTHER FUCKER} ♥♠♦♣(writer: @kululumajor )
![In your eyes I let myself get lost at times in a dream that lasts forever—but you know how time flies, so let's stay together. [ TW: Alcohol Abuse. ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/540383702379794432/BrRYvx8K.jpeg)
Br(uh)oderick @Smuppeteering
95 Followers 97 Following In your eyes I let myself get lost at times in a dream that lasts forever—but you know how time flies, so let's stay together. [ TW: Alcohol Abuse. ]
Kanaya Maryam @FeatheredFancy
164 Followers 84 Following Angelstuck/Wingstuck | Mother Of Heaven | 18+ | Rank B Angel | Main: @AngelicVolcano
davechick @ThatBirdSprite
249 Followers 101 Following fuck the poLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
Haimes @Centraiiibrary
860 Followers 223 Following Jaime/Haimes| 26 | NB Latinx 🇨🇺 | Artist | He/Them | Greed Enthusiast | Check out On The Streets Of Dublith on ao3 |
Terezi @Petrezi
86 Followers 81 Following Your names TEREZI, and your a PET at a PETSHOP. Your owner is @SignlessT. You speak pretty GOOD HUMAN, even though you CANT SEE. You enjoy play fights!
Female KanKri @TRIGGEREDCHATER
288 Followers 656 Following blows whistle. TRIGGER WARNING!♥️:n/e ♦️:@Dovesprite ♠️:n/e ♣️:n/e // #muliship.\\ im als9 9 sweeps. //asthmatic\\ // fem. \\
Nepeta @FCC_Nepeta1
57 Followers 70 Following :33 FCC mommy here. Touch my Dirk you die. Touch my Vriska i hurt you. Am I purrfectly understood?
Prince Eridan Ampora @eridamnhime
87 Followers 44 Following Its such a pity that you're so so pretty wwhat I had to do wwasn't wwhat I wwanted but im not going back {Open RP} {♥:eridan ♠: eridamn ♦: eridan ♣: eridan }
Thug Seme Nagisa @GangstaShota
38 Followers 51 Following What's up Sluts guess who just got outta prison {50% off} Married to the bae @PrincessFef
John Egbert @EctoPranks
63 Followers 23 Following you are JOHN EGBERT the prank master, heir of breath /raging/ homosexual (♥: ?♦: ? ♠: ? )
Joan Egbert @WindyHeirJoan
136 Followers 120 Following You are JOAN EGBERT the prank master who is the heir of breath, and the FEMALE JOHN EGBERT. (♥: ♦: ? ♠: ? )![all this irony stacked five feet and one inch high||[pre-op trans girl]|| ♥: @BeautifulHeir♦: ♠: ♣: ||[RL: @majordorkface]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/569895358117838848/JUecKGsw.jpeg)
dana strider @IronicallyAGirl
563 Followers 533 Following all this irony stacked five feet and one inch high||[pre-op trans girl]|| ♥: @BeautifulHeir♦: ♠: ♣: ||[RL: @majordorkface]
~Dave~ @TDPI__Dave
175 Followers 515 Following hi im dave wtf i need no bio #single #Enemy\Friend @Cody_The_Geek #{Crushing)
Alfred Jones @US_of_Bacon
264 Followers 406 Following Hi! I'm Alfred. I'm the bossest ass bitch you ever gonna meet. *snaps in z formation* | #Engaged to @Tealnvasion #multiverse |
Mute Cronus @Cronus_lover
824 Followers 1K Following Im Cronus Ampora -brother:@baterwitchslave ♥:@skilledTRIGGER ♥:?♦:@warriorcats911♠:?♣:?
Rose Lalonde @SunriseSeer1
283 Followers 618 Following Just a silly girl in her silly world. Auspistice- @FCC_Eridan [RP]
Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog
6.0M Followers 77 Following The OFFICIAL Twitter feed for news about all things Sonic. We also like memes. ESRB Rating: EVERYONE - EVERYONE 10+ with Fantasy Violence / In-Game Purchases
Vrisko @ErrorVriska
495 Followers 581 Following 8LUH Your are VRISKA SERKET and you like to cause a lot of trou8le. Ask the magic 8all. No future for you how sad. ::::)『 ♥️:@GamzeeMakara648 :♠️ :♦️:♣️:』？
lady clock @clockcest
144 Followers 285 Following hihi im lady clock | !! My bestie is @ActualNotePad !! | bye
GaMzEe MaKaRa @HoNkMoThRfUcKeR
106 Followers 61 Following ♥: ? ♦: ?♣: @FCC_Tavros & @Kit_Kat_vantas ♠: @R3DGL4R3_413
Jane Crocker @HeiressOfSweets
534 Followers 284 Following « I care very much for you and I don't know what I'd do if I lost you both in my dreams, and here in this world. » || ❤️: X ♦️: X ♠️: X ♣️: X || Serious/Crack
Dr. Spencer Reid @doc_spencereid
177 Followers 319 Following Doctor Spencer Reid. 3 PhD's, 2 BAS, eidetic memory,20,000 words per minute. I work with the BAU at the FBI.
( Hiatus ) @angrycrabcake
157 Followers 242 Following FUCK YOU.|| I DONT FUCKING CARE. ♥️:@addicted_clown♠️:♦️:♣️: ???|| #18+ #nsfw.|| CAN'T A TROLL GET A LITTLE PRIVACY AROUND HERE?? FUCK.
Jake English @Homestuck_Jake
825 Followers 182 Following Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. You love movies. ALL MOVIES. You love a round of FISTICUFFS and SKULLS.♠️-??? ♥️-??? ♦️-???
not active @grumpykrab
152 Followers 303 Following »| Your name is KARKAT VANTAS | You spend your days watching cheesy ROMANCE MOVIES and YELLING at everyone |《♥️:@redturntables♠️:♦️:♣️:》？| #HomeStuck |«
Dad Egbert @egberthime
346 Followers 126 Following Business man in the streets. Prankster in the sheets. Father of John Egbert and Jane Crocker.
Jake English @goIgothasTerror
432 Followers 255 Following No one can say you wouldn't give your life for your friends. ❤️@TestifiedShades
Feferi Peixes @shamscherzo
596 Followers 1K Following Lusus, t)(e water is rising! My boundless )(air )(as gotten green!
Rose Lalonde @ErrorRose
210 Followers 33 Following Your name is ROSE LALONDE you live for magic and reading. You take things very seriously and you have a thing for the beautiful: [ ♥️:@ErrorKanaya ］
jade harley @anthrofauna
139 Followers 19 Following live, laugh, love!! some advice we could all use i think
KARKAT VANTAS @genderstuck
168 Followers 355 Following WHAT DO YOU CARE ANYWAYS? GO FUCK YOURSELF. I KNOW I FUCK UP EVERYTHING OKAY? DON'T REMIND ME.〈♡: @gallowsJailer♣️:?♦️:?♠️:?〉
Mευlιn Lειjοn @ErrorMeulin
240 Followers 235 Following ( ^•ω•^ ) Your name is MEULIN LEIJON. And your DEAF. Also you are the MAGE OF LOVE♥- ♦-@ErrorDamara cause she be the best furfriend ♠- ♣-
Becquerel @G0Ddog
229 Followers 116 Following Whoops, meant good dog. | Six feet at the shoulder and 2k pounds of pure fuck-you. |
Porrim Maryam @JadedMaid
126 Followers 49 Following There is privileged info+rmatio+n passed aro+und my circle of+ friends, and even tho+ugh it isn't my co+nsern I still hear abo+ut nearly all o+f it. {Rp}
Dirk Strider @RobotPuppeteer
216 Followers 43 Following Looks like I'll be the one pulling the strings around here. No questions asked. |RP.|![нανє уσυ єνєя ℓσνє∂ ѕσмєσиє ωнσ ∂ι∂и'т нυят уσυ? [#JJBA #RP #NSFW in DMs]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/904023182214123522/GJvVrilH.jpg)
🌸 Shinobu 🌸 @MrsKawajiri
378 Followers 11 Following нανє уσυ єνєя ℓσνє∂ ѕσмєσиє ωнσ ∂ι∂и'т нυят уσυ? [#JJBA #RP #NSFW in DMs]Trends for United States
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