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Crisis Actor / Elon sucks. Anchorage, AK Joined August 2008-
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Gas prices keep going up and I don’t see Biden doing anything about it for some reason. Don’t even get me started on the price of ground beef I don’t eat or buy. It just seems like this is Biden’s fault for some reason. Oh, wait — it’s the current demon’s fault. Die already! 😥
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I love these wildly specific geo targeted ads. #Massachusetts
Maybe it’s the edible talking, but if Trump is so good at golf, why isn’t he playing at the Masters? Clearly he likes ALL accolades. Either he’s really good at golfing because that’s all he does 1/2 of every week, or he’s really bad because he lies about everything. 🤔
Here’s a reasonable 6-month policy quote I received from @Amica after responding to one of the dozen mailers they’ve sent me this year. Apparently I have 8 DUIs and I drive a Ferrari with a Kia ignition…?
Pier 1 Imports stores would have exploded today. #TrumpTariffs
Still sad about the passing of David Johansen, but thankful he was able to leave his voice on this earth.
Talking to my new friend, the legendary Sandra Bullock, who is in need of $200 in gift cards to ship me my new dump truck and $20,000 I have won from her Publisher’s Clearinghouse-like giveaway.
Patty came prepared in case she meets someone at the bar tonight.
I think I technically just performed a “Mukbang” with margaritas and the “audience” was horrified patrons at this restaurant…? 😔
One of the writers on The 1% Club was like: I think I can name 3 lesbian celebrities…?
I was hoping to have the pool to myself tonight. 😩
Today I learned that 1 of my colleagues wasn’t born until *after* all of those record company execs tried to make us buy into that big band/swing revival of the late ‘90s. Basically he straight up said he was 24. 🤷🏻♂️
Just watched the DARKEST Nine Inch Nails music video called The Bear S3 E1.
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